| Show p r. r at 1 t- t 1 1 I t. t f A And n d M ek of f 1 7 9 8 8 t II now I e s worst 0 Ah and now the worst a depraved listing of ugliest viewing experiences There is a special dal cial passion in my heart to include big budget or pretentious films in this listing since it is so easy to simply pick the ten worst horror films Friday the Part 7 for example or skin flicks Casual Sex but some teeny films were so bad I had to include them anyway And I must mention that while I saw every film that I I thought had the potential J 4 of r b being r i good i there i were re some sO films r I avoided and did not see just because I I knew they'd be bad which means this this list may not be as as' complete com corn lete as it could be It is is however as complete as my tolerance could m make ke it 1 YOUNG YO NG GUNS Affectionately known as dumb guns n this was wa a film lacking in all respects especially writing Worst Actor of the year goes to Charlie Sheen for his his top-notch top portrayal guessed it Charlie Sheen 2 SIESTA One long scene of a distressed and confused Ellen Barkin running her fingers through her hair rolling her e eyes es every direction and looking looking look look- ing as though she n needed eded to puke for which she wins Worst Actress of the year ear 1 3 JULIA AND JULIA Sting and Kathleen Turner in the worst video of the year transferred to film Thoroughly confusing but too simple to motivate reasoning 4 HIGH SPIRITS Very un-funny un predictable over-acted over ghost story with Steve Gutenberg and Daryl Hannah at their worst Peter OTo le should be in hiding 5 S- SRED RED HEAT Another cop buddy movie with a familiar C T f. f E 4 twist that w was s too h heavy avy Jr on ort the swearing t too o little on on originality and consistently consistently uninteresting 6 ARTHUR 2 ON THE ROCKS One Orae could al almost almost al most hear John Giel Gielgud d. d muttering Arthur Really if you had to bring me back as gas a ghost must it have been in such a piece of 7 HEARTBREAK I HOTE El Elvis returns oo looking ng just like David Keith The type ype of film you w want nt t to get up and leave Sw Sweet et melodramatics from the thet t supporting cast kept you cringing 8 TWINS Raking in the bucks heres here's a big hit explainable only by it its it's s outrageous mark marketing ting DeVito DeVito De De- Vito and 1 tare rarely funny the film is trite trite trite director Reitman's ans talents are nowhere visible This This' film aimed at mediocrity and hit it squarely 9 THE SEVENTH SIGN Demi Moores Moore's pregnancy ncy n- n cy saves the earth from Armageddon Come on When you stand back and look at this one for a second it runs pretty thin Heres Here's Biblical prophecy contrived to the extreme and then sugar coated so sono sono no one will bother to check Its accuracy A ridiculous film even after you suspend your dis belief JW v 10 THE PRESIDIO Mark Harmon displays af ll his soap opera abilities with Meg Ry Ryan n on on the he hood of a car You'd think that alone would h ve saved this misguided land and f fatally fally aft acted q mystery ry but u no to even Sean Con erys ery's lent performance e form it n Couldn't couldn't balance o out lt r. r And that concludes tn the Itte listings All irk ii 1 all all ll my Iny j y J computer tells me that tha J aw saw w over one hundred un red run first-run films last year year r really I di tf e and nearly another hundred video Still Sti I I hunge- hunge ung for forthe the popcorn the curt curtain curtain iQ rising the previews w beginning For th the tenth time Roger Rabbit Break Breakout Breakout out the student IL Id IQ Bring i ithe the little janitor man manI I cartoon 7 a cv- cv If c- c ct J i ti j. j t f 1 r I t |
