Show Tainted Television Evan Evangel Evangelists g By Robert Barron Barren Just when we thought it was safe to turn on the TV set Sunday mor mor- mornings n low and behold another preacher has sinned Im I'm talking about shame hallelujah amen The list of tainted TV evangelist is getting longer every week Oral Roberts Robert's began by y begging for money so that the Good Lord wouldn't call him home A vary generous man with billions gave Roberts Robert's the money Days later Roberts Robert's bought a plane jet-plane so that he would be able t to fly home in inn style Jim Bakker being Gods God's right- right hand man performed the laying- laying on-of-hands on with an innocent church secretary Tammy Jims Jim's wife seemed so embarrassed by her husbands husband's actions that she hid her face behind a camouflage of makeup Jims Jim's mistress made a mint by exposing it all in Playboy Jimmy is the latest man of God to be caught with his pants down called it sin He said he had sinned on National TV in front of his wife his children his leaders and his followers He admitted that he had had a weakness for the ladies He also said that he was proud to be one of Gods God's finest disciples Who's next the Church Lady The worse thing about the wh whole le ledeal deal is that ten million draw per year will force his leaders to revise his TV ministry very soon His leaders said that suf suf- suf- suf fers from moral failure and that he will be totally forgiven in two years or less While will soon make his come back for moneys money's sake Bakker is is' maki making g a rebound of his own and Roberts Robert's is still around in his flying new jet jet- plane Who's supporting these clowns Who in their right mind would vote for the preacher running for President President President dent who had the nerve to blame the affair on George Bush S SI I think its it's high time we go to a achurch achurch achurch church building for a religious message and turn the TV off come Sunday morning |