Show Consider music's power Terry Dillon Associate Editor Do o not underestimate the pow power of the he music you you yU select for your wedding Your choice according to musicologists musicologists guys guys with Ph Ds in how music affects behavior be be- may havior-may havior may be an accurate predictor of the longevity of and satisfaction in your marriage Black Baptist gospel choirs singing a medley of Motown love songs combined with sacred wedding standards such as The Lords Lord's Prayer Prayer- have become increasingly popular here herein herein herein in Salt Lake say wedding con consultants More high brow choi choices s such as Mozart played by a stringed quartet or a solo vocalist to sing Ave Maria or Some Enchanted Evening are expensive but worth it because of the magical magical magical magi magi- cal atmosphere they create Do not try to coerce anyone into a performance at your wedding wedding its its it's bad luck Such coercion is well known among Mafia who make demands of performers who are under contract with their family businesses We all know how marriages to the mob turn out Making an offer offer- a musician cannot refuse a la laThe laThe laThe The Godfather is perhaps what prompted British com corn poser musician Joe Jackson to write Cha Cha Loco see box page 7 Rumour h has s it ithe ithe ithe he was forced to perform at a aCosa aCosa aCosa Cosa Nostra wedding in Southern Cal during which this little ditty debuted Continued on page 7 Continued from page 6 Cha Cha Loco by Joe Jackson Body and Soul AM Records 1984 You tied the knot Dont Don't bite the hand or it wont won't What feed she aint got be sure to make sure you dont don't You need cant can't go back youve you've booked the So band take your partner by the by-the the hand Enjoy the food food so so many Enjoy courses the dance they dance they dont don't shoot horses Cha cha loco You like the dress Its out of mothballs once a year The good champagne cham cham- tomorrow tomorrow night it back to But beer now your here you'll dance all night but never get the steps quite right Enjoy the food food so so many cours cour sour s Enjoy ses the dance they dante they dont don't shoot horses Cha cha loco |