Show How to cast a on a woman I Terry Dillon Columnist If f Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill had only tried casting on each other other we we would probably never have heard of Long Dong Silver The party's over for Judge Thomas but thank the stars above there could still be hope for you Do you want to haunt your dream lover the same way she's been haunting your dreams Maybe she's that unique person in History the one who always wakes up the class Well dont don't waste your money on service for witchcraft Meta-manipulation Meta is an any real guy can learn or or elk magic as they are referred to in northwest Canada are Canada are the worlds world's most ubiquitous use of sorcery If you are a passionate warrior a randy hellhound for love you too can cast a with magic that prepare yourself for all the consequences For example never use elk magic on a Mormon missionary missionary-I I could tell you a dreadful story about that Never cast for bad reasons like revenge And remember it is alleged in certain circles that if you dabble in witchcraft your soul will willburn willburn willburn burn in hell forever Personally I would never advise any soft guys to mess with this stuff But all caveats aside for those who are man enough to handle it here is a recipe in nine steps for potent love Step 1 Take I-Take Take a bath A hot bathtub is a good spot for strategic planning Do this daily even if you shower at the gym W Wash sh floss brush and polish every inch of your being including your mind Dont Don't brood think positive Step 2 Become 2 Become a fully confident and cool person Now is the time to begin daily meditation and exercise routines Step 3 Scent 3 Scent your body Obsession suggests suggests suggests sug sug- sex subliminally Eternity hints at commitment I myself would wear by Chanel Chane Dont Don't use fakes or cheap cologne cologne-a a good rule of thumb is if it costs under 50 bucks it cant can't possibly do the trick Step 4 Dress 4 Dress yourself in freshly laundered appropriate clothing Note Before you are ready for the clincher clinch clinch- er run through the list to make sure there is nothing youve you've missed If you feel nervous make it work for you but if you know you arent aren't going to be cool you arent aren't ready ready ready-go go goback back to step one Step 5 You 5 You finally have it together enough to get under her skin Pay attention now the real spellbinding begins Listen to her herl Look into her eyes the eyes the windows of her soul soul and and really listen to her Listen to what she says and to what she doesn't say too Reflect on what she seems to be signifying Show her you are listening by repeating back what you heard to see if you got it right This gives her concrete evidence that you understand understand understand under under- stand how she feels To get her started talking ask open-ended open questions that cant can't be answered with a simple yes or no For example questions that start out with So say her name what do you think about or say her name how do you feel about and say her name name what did you like about Restate what she tells you de demonstrating thoughtfulness and further interest Step 6 Most 6 Most important listen to her heart Use your own heart as a guide and ask yourself yourself yourself your your- self Is this enjoyable Is she enjoying this If she wont won't give you eye contact it could mean she is intensely attracted to you However However However How How- ever you'd better find out Do a reality test and ask her if she's having as much fun as you are If youve you've been guilty of sexual harassment youve you've already ruined your magic Even a reputation for that crap could break a good spell If she wont won't give you an answer or if she tells you to stop back off Return to step one Step 7 Dont Don't Don't Dont say things to sound pres- pres sive Dont Don't blow your own horn Instead find aspects about her to be impressed with and feel respectful about that But dont don't use flattery flat flat- tery that's tery-that's that's boring She will sense it if you are truly impressed with her She will know it if your respect is genuine Step 8 After 8 After investing several weeks on empathic listening you are ready to go in for forthe forthe the lithe kill as we say in the woods Invite her herout herout herout out for dinner dinner La La Caille to Caille to finish up the romantic negotiations Make sure she knows what youre you're after Tell her your feelings for her and help her to do the same for you Ask her for what you want Whatever you do dont don't be a jerk Just keep listening to what she has to say so you can clarify any misunderstandings between you Patiently restate her consent or objections until you get everything hammered out Then give her as much time as she needs Step 9 After 9 After all this all you need do is keep up with your sorcery because want because want the truth truth now now youre you're under her spell too Happy haunting |