Show Get Your Story Straight Honey by Joe Shelton I There is a restaurant Wi within thin blocks of Utah Technical l College that Ethel Heinz refuses to visit anymore In between classes last week she decided to treat herself to a lunch at atone atone one ne of the many eating establishments that line Redwood Road adEthel Ethel never made it back to her classes She was in hysterics hysterics' and it wasn't from the food It seems that when Ethel had finished her ham and cheese she decided that a trip to the ladies room was necessary There were less than ten other customers in the restaurant affording her the pleasure of privacy to do whatever it is women do in a ladies restroom She wasn't alone for long A man walked in dressed in a brown fry cook uniform He locked the door and politely mentioned to Ethel that if she screamed she would die I tel screamed anyway related EthelI Ethel I uI desperately cried for help expecting expecting expecting expect expect- ing the door to come busting down at any moment revealing a concerned hero who would rescue me from this nightmare There was only one thing wrong with Ethels Ethel's plan No one broke the thedoor thedoor thedoor door down In f fact t no one even bothered to knock 7 I uI I cant can't believe it she moaned ii I rw J i My screams had to be heard for miles and its it's hard to u understand why a restaurant with customers and employees would ignore my frantic plea for help They must have all sat there concerned with only their clubhouse sandwiches and bottomless cups of coffee the fry cook do Well you know he started touching me He tore at my clothes and shoved me against the wall I r was still screaming when I guess he got scared because he ordered me to get out of the restaurant and to never come back you do I UI went home totally shocked ed with the fact that I had actually been assaulted in a public place while oth others rs refused to help Did you call all the police Are you kidding Look at me Im I'm fat and even my baby pictures were ugly The cops arent aren't gonna believe me So USo why do you think I should Do uDo you No uNo What kind of writer writer are are you Give me your editors editor's name She uShe wouldn't believe you either i 1 Why not Because anyone with common commonsense sense would not eat a ham and cheese f at that particular restaurant What if I told you I had poached eggs on on toast 5 a av |