Show To Find Out Eight Weeks by Pat Hardle HardIe j Now that we are all well- well with the layout of the school we should be able to look back on those first days with the touch of a smile I wonder if I had gone to Student Orientation if my bewilderment wouldn't have be been n more organized Can anyone tell me what laughing pervert numbe numbered ed the rooms Room ABC should be followed by DEF no you have turned a corner that is an extension of corridor XYZ and so has been marked markedA A A no one was sure what the hell connected connected connected con con- with what A little chaos never hurt anyone After three hours of squint squinting squinting squinting ing at doors you were probably ly ready for a refreshment break but the door to the necessary refreshment station read CLOSED FOR CLEAN CLEAN- ING The next floor has similar similar similar simi simi- lar accommodations but stairs are tricky when youre you're in a hurry and finally know where whereto to go Broken elevator have to take a chance If luck was with you lunch may have been next on the agenda Since no smoking is allowed anywhere but the cafeteria all you had to do was follow your nose to the big room billowing smoke smoker r i iI iII I f e r i Ki r f i r- r if 40 1 and where they also serve food If you sat by yourself you probably overheard comments like I thought 80 3 was the latitude and longitude or I feel like crawling into my lunch sack or wheres my mama If you sat with friends maybe maybe may may- be you indulged in a little hysterical laughter But from the looks of the halls enough hardy souls survived survived survived sur sur- sur- sur to make a go of school this year Personally Im I'm glad those first fast days are over The beginning beginning beginning begin begin- ning of school is always like the middle pages of a gothic novel now we can all anticipate anticipate anticipate antici antici- pate the end |