Show r m H J the wonderful world of ZITO Z ZITO I TO sometimes pronounced ZITO is the unlikely leader of a harrowing algebra class at We all know that by that time of the day one no-one is in the mood for math This particular class has hasa a group of goons from the drafting class that never say die ZITO has withstood almost daily bombardment by artists book removers and quiz ditchers From the first she insisted on complete honesty concerning the feelings of the students towards her She undoubtedly regrets it by now I In Inthe n the last two weeks she had been harassed by shelve shelve-cl shelve climbers frenzied flamethrowers and masked flicking perverts One never knows what will happen next as the lights fights go off NEW UNIVERSAL GYM By TERRY BIRD Hey all you fat skinny weak strong students and nd anyone in between take a peek in the basement and through the east doors of the MAD building and lay you bod on a sleek Universal Gym to put you in super good health depending on your effort in about 20 minutes a day Do you want to lose weight J regularly and that is a sure invitation for more diversions ZITO is a tiny little blonde with a great big heart and an unequaled amount of patience I It t must have something to do with the fact that she had three older brothers who teased her constantly The other day she was visiting the doctor and this sour sour looking looking gentleman attempted to in fill-in for is unequivocally impossible This portrait resulted from the gloomy encounter that day Anyway hats off to ZI II watch TO out or you might get hit by them PORTRAIT CAPTION Math teacher tune your moter into a smooth running machine or orbe orbe orbe be able to take that 80 pound frame and change it into a Mr Universe Just drop in and see Mr Rodney Derrick usually inthe inthe in inthe the basement after pm p.m. and hell he'll set you up on a plan that'll put you on the road to enjoying life more by good health Mr Derrick and the people in the program would like to extend a challenge to all gents to work towards being able to press their own body bodyweight bodyweight weight on the body press twice their body weight on the I L 1 hp i 0 I 0 i it t l leg press and pounds less than body weight on the standing press Mr Derrick is an instructor in the Cosmetology and Barbering Department Drop by and get your hair cut and ask about his five minute a day plan Can you spare five minutes a day for better health |