Show To The Editor Dear Editor We need your help Today more than ever Peace Corps and VISTA Volunteers In Service to America volunteers are needed The developing nations nations nations na na- are requesting more than 2000 new Pe Peace ace Corps volunteers for programs that begin between June and Sep Sep- The VISTA program is looking for at least new volunteers for assignments assignments assignments assign assign- ments throughout the United States Many of your readers possess possess possess pos pos- sess the skills that are essential essential essential essen essen- for this development ef ef- fort We Ve presently have re requests requests requests re- re quests for individuals who have an interest in upgrading the health nutrition sanitation sanitation sanitation sanita sanita- tion farming and construction construction construction tion of 60 countries The need is there and through your efforts we may maybe maybe maybe be able to inform the public about these We Ve seek men and women minorities and elderly farmers farmers farmers far far- mers and blue collar workers anyone committed to helping the disadvantaged and willing to serve one year in a low-income low area of the United States or two years in ina a developing nation The American volunteer spirit is alive and the opportunities opportunities opportunities are abundant We would like to thank you and your readers for this chance to express our needs For more information please write Peace VISTA Corps Recruitment Office Room Denver CO Sincerely Tim Keefe Area Manager Dear Editor You may relax frantic ones for I Johnny J. J Jackson Jackson Jackson Jack Jack- son supreme sycophant and effete illiterate of SL and all Points West have condescended condescended condescended con con- descended to lay my heavy rap on you once more As I wander through life casting pearls of wisdom before before before be be- fore the common swine it often happens that I dwell upon one subject of great interest to all all all- money Here in Utah land of the walking knee-walking Turkeys money is the root of every everything tiling good and evil The locally predominant nant religion inspires its members members members mem mem- bers to seek after the best things most of which can be purchased for cash It seems the leadership urges the membership to eschew material material material mate mate- rial coveting while everyone from the apostles on down tries to obtain every buck he lie can The Lord provides we are told And He provides very well For example I Johnny J. J Jackson pass six new stake buildings every morning on my way to work The owners of these buildings have no insurance on these nor on any of the thousands of buildings in the system Why not The system is so wealthy that it is cheaper to build a new building building building build build- ing than it is to pay insurance premiums The Lord provides very well indeed considering that He demands a 10 percent cut cutoff cutoff cutoff off the top before taxes of everything one earns On top of that there are building funds fast offerings missionary funds ward budget budget budget bud bud- get and innumerable ways of accelerating the distance between between between be be- tween fools and their money You wont won't catch me Johnny J. J Jackson spending money foolishly I only make sound investments For example example example exam exam- I own a surf ski-and-surf shop in Omaha And a snowmobile franchise in Yuma I had the Free Press Concession at the Moscow Olympics but the cracker peanut- peanut breath in DC D.C. put the clamps on that Next week Afghanistan Moscow and the Olympics Sincerely Johnny J J. J Jackson Dear Johnny J. J We at Points West have also made sound investments the last being a Stand Up and Fight campaign for George Wallace Editor Dear Editor Why am I obligated to wade through a sea of smoke to get to any of my classes inthe in inthe inthe the Tech Building Just when we nonsmokers were beginning to breathe easy I find the en entire tire lobby area full of sucking their thumb substitutes and forcing me to breathe their exhaust I have sincere doubts about anyone who smokes The mentality of such a one is in question given the prepo pre- pre po derance of reasons not to smoke Be that as it may it is downright discourteous to nonsmokers to force them to pass through a cloud on their way to class Such a situation violates the spirit if not the letter of the Utah Anti Smoking Laws Let the Suckers Smoke-Suckers take their filthy stinking habit where it doesn't bother any any- one Let them go outdoors or give them a closed room somewhere because according according according accord accord- ing to the Utah Law their right to smoke ends where my nose begins as long as we weare weare weare are in a public building Thank you Mike Briggs Dear Mike In response to your letter to the Editor I would like to inform you and the entire student body of of what is being done A lot of people continued on next page To The Editor continued from previous page feel that there should be a separate place for those who smoke to smoke and some 3 weeks ago the Deans Council some instructors some students students students stu stu- dents and Paul Gundersen met to decide on what should be done After a lot of discussion and to the satisfaction of all present they decided to divide a storage room on the bottom floor of the Tech Building into a smoking lounge and a storage area At Ata a cost of nearly the school has put in new air and heating ducts constructed ted and painted a dividing wall installed new electrical outlets new lights and lo located located located lo- lo some furniture for com com- fort Look for the project to tobe tobe tobe be completed within 2 weeks Thanks for your cooperation Les Ashton SL VP Finance To The Editor I am writing to you students students students stu stu- dents for the purpose of saving you money Nowadays there is a great speculative boom in housing Millions of are stretching their budgets to buy the big- big houses they can In fact they use so much leverage that their outstanding mortgage mortgage mortgage mort mort- gage balances remain approximately approximately approximately unchanged for many years Little do they know there are two vo directions that the price of anything can go there is up and there is down Do you think housing prices will ever go down History shows that every great speculative boom has ended with a crash Soon there will be a historic crash in the housing market Millions Millions Millions Mil Mil- lions of home prices will fall far below their mortgage balances balances balances bal bal- ances plunging their once- once proud owners deep into debt Millions of greedy homeowners homeowners homeowners home home- owners are planning to cash cashin in on your ignorance even after they could have taught you better in school So warn all your friends Dont Don't buy a house until after the prices crash and even after a crash there are always two vo directions that the price of anything can go there is up and there is down Contrary to popular belief prosperity is caused by investments investments investments invest invest- ments for income and never by investments for capital gain Alan D. 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