| Show few little EP JUST IN TIME the aerodrome was crowded with spectators who had bad come to witness the finish of the bac alc air race great was their astonishment when the winning aeroplane landed and an unknown airman ste stepped plied out wonderful Wonder full wonderful I 1 said an official coming forward to greet him youve broken the record for the race how did you do it the airman wiper wiped his bis perspiring brow to tell you the truth he modestly explained 1 I think luck had a lot to do with it I 1 find out until five fhe minutes ago how to stop the engine answers complete replacement blinks ill 1111 soon goon have a new car jinks youre lucky blinks hardly you see bee im simply kept busy replacing the worn out parts on the old one and a couple more bumps and it will even have the streamline effect A respectful skeptic ado do you believe george washington always told the uncompromising truth no sir answered senator sorghum with emphasis to hold bold such an opinion would be to cast aspersion on his indisputable attainments as a statesman and a diplomat evolution two ways way do you believe in evolution forward and backward answered senator sorghum although ill never believe its ita HS as easy to make a man out of a monkey as it Is for a man to make a monkey out of himself anticipated lo 10 0 mis wife im fra glad youve bought i a new car but I 1 a thing to wear weal and id be ashamed to be seen in atwith it alth these old rags titus tightwad I 1 thought of that to so I 1 bought a closed car you can draw the curtains proclivities we are told of the right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness those are the very words an senator sorghum cut but they lont jont apply to persons who cant enoy joy themselves unless they are playing rough with machine guns from theory to practice you ence what they called a parlor socialist yes answered miss cayenne but food expense has driven socialists out of the parlor they are now discussing the kitchen and even the bath room war signal usher at wedding to cold led lady are you a friend of the broom the lady indeed no I 1 am the brides mother going to extremes extreme our cook Is terribly temperamental sos ours we never know whether be angel cake or devils food boucht pompous man they told me that if I 1 quit reading dime novels I 1 amount to anything cheerful well why you quit important item chauffeur why maam the axel Is 13 sprung the mud guards bent and tour lour husbands neck Is brokel broke 1 woman a bit interested and how about those brand new lamps reminder so you yon enjoy talking over the radio very much answered senator sorghum 1 I have a positive affection for a microphone we its appearance reminds me of earlier oratory as it suggests the facial expression of some borne of my dumbest listeners MIXED at a political gathering an orator waxed axed indignant and exclaimed to ridicule the idea Is to follow the example of the camel which buries its head bead in the sand when an enemy approaches the rival speaker rose and retorted surely the gentleman lo in giving utterance to this remark must have meant to defor to the ostrich which in those circumstances has a habit or of putting its ita eye through sli a needle ludlow advertiser POOR investment the nature lover you ought to put a few bird houses in your trees titus canby bird houses what non nonsense I 1 howd a man go about it to collect the rent personal viewpoint what are you going to do about the coming election not kot much im afraid said senator sorghum the question la in my m mind la Is what the coming election li it going to do about me consideration nas has your horse a good disposition yep rep answered farmer corotos set sel but ho he have if I 1 worried him as n much as he does me |
