San Juan Record | 1934-08-02 | Page 6 | Smiles

DRUGSTORE COW teacher what cow Is best known for the amount ol of milk it gives johnny dolinny mn magnesia desla teacher Magn magnesia esla johnny johnay jessum uia all the drug stores sell milk of magnesia good story spoiled oh my dear exclaimed the scandal monger 1 I saw your husband in the hosiery department today buying the swell est silk hose for somebody youre wrong 11 coldly replied the wife you merely saw him there exchanging chau changing gD a pair I 1 bought yesterday unreasonable atonable george cried his wife shaking him in the middle of the night theres a mouse in the bedroom I 1 well what about it 1 I can hear it squeaking well ayou want me to get up and oil it explained barber how Is it your hands are ar so EO dirty young assistant Nob odys had a shampoo today