Show LIGHTS OF NEW YORK TRUMBULL WALTER by it was a jolly party ot of three it man and ills wife mid and a mutual friend they indulged in fit refreshments and late in the evening one of those little arguments arose which might inight be called a family disagreement it cull culminated by the man hurling a brass paperweight with good speed but no control the flying missile socked the innocent bystander on the knee and knocked him for a loop instantly the husband was all contrition and concern oh my dear friend he said in anguished tones 1 I have hurt iou you and I 1 only meant my wife A man whose first name for i purposes of this story was dick telephoned P a girl that lie was waa with some friends at it a hotel asked her to come down to 0 o dinner and gave her the number of the room the alie girl arrived went to the room named and found a party going on but no dick asking for him she alie was told that he un doubt edly world be along in a moment the party went down to dinner and still no dick finally tile girl sensed that something was strange and insisted upon going home there she found that dick had telephoned several times but she could not reach him by telephone the next day lie he called up and the two of them indulged in fit mutual reproaches it finally developed that the girl had gone to the right room but the wrong hotel the long arm arin of coincidence hall had swept her into a room of the same number ber where there also was a party she know yet whether there was another dick find and the persons persona she thought she really belonged to their crowd 0 A man entered a small barber shop tile the other day and asked the head barber if he might wash ills hands the barber did not reply but the man went ahead using water 1 soap and towel As lie he started for thea the dobo bloor the 00 barber spoke 11 ten tea cents cent lie ho said for washing hashing your hands the man waxed indignant and demanded to know whether tile the barber also wanted a tip ile he sold said lie he did not but he did want the ten cents supposing that the man had find been one of oc the patrons of the shop a cus tomer in the chair asked the barber barbel it if he think this was pretty tough treatment then the barber e explained X plain pla ined ed he said that the man had bad never been a patron of the shop but that this was the tha third time he be had bad been in to use soap anil and towels lie ile waited batted until all the chairs were occupied then came in and cleaned up usually saying easing 1 I have to go up to my office but ailt ill be ba back in a few moments to be 6 shaded but lie he never came back according to the barber five or six P persons erso a a week pull this trick lie ile lets ets them got get away with it once and some sometimes Limes twice but the third time lie he collects it costs him three cents to have a towel laundered this petty graft has hag become so common that the barbers association la Is taking it up officially in the west sixties in now new york 1 Is adoc a dog hotel it la Is run by a former I 1 english boxer boter and lie he does a fine busti bustness business when people go to E europe drope or travel to canada or the yellowstone in the summer they close their apartments and have to have some place to board their dogs the dog place of 0 which I 1 speak Is real really ly run like a hotel tel W alien ien a dog arrives it Is registered s and assigned a room the rooms are ot of various prices depending on the size it Is possible to engage a regular ante with all sorts of luxuries other dogs have what correspond to hall bedrooms there Is a lot of talk of sunday drivers but statistics show that there are more automobile accidents on saturday I 1 afternoon than on sunday it looks as it if persons were more anai anxious ous to hurry away for the weekend week end than to hurry back jose capablanca former chess chese champion of the world attended columbia university where lie played a bit of baseball capablanca lives hies in the buena vista section of havana lie he now has a job ob with the cuban government I 1 think his title Is inspector of consulates and legations it permits him to travel around the world on an expense account ile he might almost as well be a tennis player capablanca a few years ago wo won the main prize in the government lottery As he had sold halt half ot of his ticket his share of the prize was zeke bronson was playing a small golt golf course outside of 0 new haven with the president of the club coming ng to 0 a dogleg dog og leg eg hole 0 he e happened ne to 0 hit a drive ju just 1 st right so that it skimmed the trees which angled out into tile the course and slicing around them kicked off a hill and bounced merrily down the fairway around the corner As mr bronson got up to the tha ball the caddie handed him a braisle br assle saying that was the club everyone everyone used for a second shot on this ho hole e mr bronson insisted on taking a no 4 iron put the ball within 7 feet of the cup und holed the putt my gnosill walled the club president the longest hole weve go got t 11 ne E MO dell bell |