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Show I "GAY GADGETS" I Associated Newspapers WNTJ Features By NANCY PEPPER (GIRL MEETS BOY We've been asking hep hedys from coast to coast what they like most in a boy and, in case you're interested, inter-ested, here's the result of our poll. Of course, there were some girls who looked blank and asked, "What is a boy?" but that's to be expected ex-pected at a time whpn pirls nut- number boys 15 to 1 in some high schools. Definitely, it's a "T.S." Personality Plus This comes first the girls say. And they don't mean "Poison-ality." Good Dancer If he dances as if he had snowshoes on, he can st make like a hoop and roll along. Good Talker No girls like to go out with a Zombie. Sense of Humor That means he must think some of the things SHE says are funny, too. Good Manners Does he leave you stranded in the middle of the floor after a dance? Does he eat with a fork or a shovel? Does he open doors for you or slam them in your face? Some boys have manners man-ners but not the right kind. Movie Mad He must like movies, they insist. But don't expect him to swoon over Van Johnson, junior. Don't be offened if he drools for Lauren Bacall. It was YOUK idea to see a movie tonight, remember. Looks Are Least That's what the girls say but it's hard to believe. Plenty of homely boys with sterling qualities are turned down in favor of some oafish goons who happen to have Van Johnson's hair, John Ho-.diak Ho-.diak shoulders, or Bob Hutton profile. pro-file. No Wolves Allowed You like boys who can have fun without necking, you say. You don't like them too smooth or too fast. Then, why are you wearing that Red Riding Hood if you don't want a wolf to run after you? JABBERWOCKY AND GIGGLE GAGS Some $64 Questions Q. What is the definition of a Pretzel? A. A doughnut with convulsions. Q. Why did the moron stick a grape in his eye? A. So his tears would flow like wine. JABBERWOCKY DAFFYNITIONS Sewing Circle Harpy huddle, all girl party. A Sizzle A smooth boy. Cuffed Going steady". He's Joined the Foreign Legion He's going steady with a girl from another school. TRIX1E TEEN SAYS: If you're lucky enough to have a Teen Canteen in your community by all means, support it. What I mean is, attend at-tend it as often as you can. Maybe a lot of the younger kids DO clutter up the place (well, anyone from 13 up is usually usu-ally eliRible), but that's the genrral idea behind a Canteen to give ALL the teenagers a place of their own. Once you and your croud desert, others will follow and all your fine organization work will be a total loss. 'Fun is where you find it and you'll find plenty of the riehl kind if you look for it at the ' Teen Canteen. |