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Show Porter Knew Where To Get Quicker Service The young lovers were trying to find some quiet, secluded spot for a long embrace. But everywhere they went there were people, people, peo-ple, people. And the girl was shy. Suddenly the man had a bright idea. Triumphantly he led her to the railway station and, standing beside the door of a railway carriage car-riage as though seaing her off, kissed her fondly. After the couple had repeated the experiment at four or five different dif-ferent platforms, a sympathetic porter strolled up and whispered to the young man: "Take 'er rahnd to the bus stop, mate. They goes ev'ry three minutes min-utes from there." |