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Show Cottager Decided He'd Be True io His Troth The carpet sweeper salesman came upon 'a remote cottage, at the door of which stood an extremely ex-tremely rough-looking man. When he began his usual line of sales talk, the cottager interrupted interrupt-ed him. "Don't waste your breath," he said; "I've got a carpet sweeper already." "Good! Then I can make you a splendid allowance for your old sweeper in part payment for this splendid new model." The cottager thought for a few moments; then he said: "No, I won't do a deal. After all, I took 'er for better or wuss, didn't I?" |