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Show Compressed Composition "Tommy, why is your composition composi-tion on milk only half a page when I asked for two pages?" "Well, you see, sir, I wrote about condensed milk." No Dance After two miles of route-marching, the recruit retired to the side of the road. "What's the idea?" asked his sergeanf, pleasantly. "Sitting this one out?" Little Change "Love-making is the same today to-day as it was in ancient times." "What makes you say that?" "I've just been reading about a Greek maiden who sat and listened lis-tened to a lyre all night!" Newspaper Personal "Anyone found near my chicken house at night will be found there next morning." Quite Naturally "How did you happen to become a chiropodist?" he was asked. "Oh," he replied,-"I was always at the foot of my class at school, so just drifted into this profession." |