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Show ChebteitkPup By GEORGE O HALLORAN WE'RE having quite a few relatives rela-tives over for dinner tomorrow: tomor-row: Clara's Aunt Lucy is coming and so is Scramble-brains' Uncle Oglethorpe and Cousin Bromo. In fact, Uncle Oglethorpe thought that the invitation was for last Thursday, Thurs-day, and he's been here ever since. It's really refreshing to meet a guy as ignorant as he is. Uncle caught a cold back in 1904, and ever since he's been trying to get rid of it by drinking Keogh's Kilarney Dew. Boy! That stuff is so strong that when he opens a bottle it straightens straight-ens out the cork screw. Scramble-brain Scramble-brain took a big jolt of that sheep dip last night for a headache, and I guess the Old Boy thought he swal-lowed swal-lowed a mouth full of razor blades. His eyes stuck out so far they looked like peeled grapes, and four of his Inlays melted. (Released by Western Newspaper Union.) |