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Show Agreeable Prof. Bjorn Mr. Dzudi, what is your idea of civilization? Dzudi It's a good idea, Prof., and I think somebody ought to start it. Wading In "Can I see Mrs. Dobson?" asked the charity collector. "I'm sorry," replied the maid, "but Mrs. Dobson cant see you now. She is in the middle of a plate o soup" Some men smoke impromptu cigarettes the kind you pick up as you go along. For His Comfort Stranger (savagely) You're sitting sit-ting on my hat, sir! Old Gentleman So I feel, sir! And I hope in the future you will wear soft hats, and not these hard-brimmed hard-brimmed abominations. Soon to Know Sergeant Hi, you can't go in there. Private Why not? "Because that's the general's hut. "Then why has he got private on the door?" "Slop asking why. Do you think I'm a fool?" "I don't know yet, I only came here yesterday." Still Feeling First Draftee You know, I feel like I'd like to punch that hard-boiled hard-boiled top sergeant in the nose again. Second Draftee Again? First Draftee Yes, I felt like it yesterday. |