Show DONT BE A GOOF A chicago doctor on his bis way to fielt a patient the other day wai wa splashed with ith mud by a passing truck 0 ile o moped aped the miro mire away with his handkerchief which was thus removed from active service and entered a furnishings nish ings store to buy a new one he had plenty of handsome and service elble handkerchiefs at home what ho wanted was a clean handkerchief f for r immediate ue at a cost of not more than 50 cents 1 I want a cloan handkerchief he be tad iad to the clerk hero here are some very nice handkerchiefs ot of a good quality said the elmit cork opeal ig a box bettor give me a halt dozen decided the doctor not asking the arico the handkerchiefs handkerchief were wrapped up and then he asked how much eighteen dollars said the clerk 1 I was game said the doctor tell ot of the experience afterward 1 I paid it ile ho was not game ile ho was a goof lie ile did not have the nerve to make that clerk unwrap the handkerchiefs and alyo him ono one tor for 50 60 cents which mas what bo be really wanted he was afraid the clerk would think him III in cheap when you lot let someone tell you what yea shall buy and how much you shall pay tor for it you are giving the strongest i kind igind of aid to the profiteers so long as people bay regardless of price and regardless gard less lost of actual needs the will prosper tho the wise man will now put every cent t lie can spare in war Sail sailings stamps bamps tamps and every dollar lie ho can spare ii in treasury savings certificates when they mature in III 1921 he will find that not only has his money earned ter ier cent but his dollar has increased in value possibly as much as per cell cent |