Show JOB OR JAIL from the Hub loat loaf and let loaf no longer goes in this country now that laws have been passed com compiling compell peling ng all abl aali idled male persons between tle te t e iges ages ot of 18 and 50 to go to work or 0 so o to jail the members of 0 the icet sra arb loyal legion are in a desperate plight those who earn their bread by the sweat ot of other mens brows and believe that halt half a loaf is bet er than none must get measured for or essential lobs jobs or mas masticate licate their provender behind the cold steel bars mamas pet who blows in papas money has his breakfast served in lie he bed and gets awfully fatigued opening and closing his cigarette case must get industrious or take a ride to the As for the perfectly darling lounge lizard and vel yet vet handed heA he ladles adles the idea of go ing to work is too dreadful dorany thing gothere so there pool room hangers on who toll not nor spin anything but the ivory balls also slick fingered gamblers whose chief aim in life Is to fill robett robert talla flushes will forsake their accustomed haunts when the laws heavy hand descends and rattles their lazybones ukulele playing is a no longer considered essential to winning th the war and the deft digits be given opportunity to fiddle cordwood cord wood with able bodied buck saws bleary beery bums who sit on park benche sand drift gently down the tides of sleep will be brought up standing by the cops persuasive billy and ordered to get busy those who ape spend nd the shining hours superintending super intending the erection of ky scrapers watching demonstrations st ot of obesity belts in drug ditore windows and at sundown sing the end ot of a berf Perfect Day will now BOW with the larks and yodel noth ing inato to do but work nork war Is all that the General said and it hits hard those gentlemen ot of leisure who excell in doing nothing gracefully from now on loafers who alton sit on luxuriously upholstered couches of idleness will feet feel two long pent penetrating rating tacks which will pointedly say job or jail take your choice |