Show 0 WHO HATH CLEANING WOE man that is married to a woman during house cleaning time is of a few days and full of carpet tacks A cloud of dust obscure th his vision and great gobs of dark brown gloom posses seth his soul he giseth up betimes and s bif feth the morning air with a heavy heart and an obstructed nose he a raw pancake from the griddle and to hia ate labors depressed in spirit saturated tu rated with dyspepsia he at noon and falleth over a mop the dull sickening thud of the carpet is heard in the land the queen of his household crow neth herself with a dirty towel and a fierce look she resemble th an avenging angel her scepter is a broom the carpet fuzz clinneth cli ngeth to the selvage vage of her nose large quantities of real estate sett leth among the dimples of her swanlike swan like neck her eye gladeth with the fury of great enterprises enterprise she her spouse to eat dinner from the ironing board inthe in the kitchen which idabeth r abeth on two chairs ho he lindeth a cake of soap beside his plate and a portion of the scalp sc of the scrubbing brush in the butter at night he to his home with a timid halting step he heareth the worst the swish of the peach limb is still heard as it poun deth a fifty dollar carpet into shreds he drinkuth drin keth a little cold tea from a tin cup and pre for bed A live carpet tack burdeth its fangs in his foot he delleth in agony hellin aminat and the plasters plaster ing from the ceiling in a vain and futile endeavor to jump through the roof he lieth down on his couch and zetteth his pillow with his tears the family dog howletr beneath the window like the wail of a lost soul and notre dame soul in the house slee peth the fetid fragrance of bedbug specific smell eth to heaven and the aroma of new laid moth balls through the lid of the clothes chest who hath woe who hath sorrow rowa who hath redness of eyes and a stopped up nose he who mon keyeth with house cleaning who masbeth his thumb who eth his lips with blasphemy who imper ileth his immortal soul he who tarr yeth at home to tack down carpets exchange |