| Show canny scot when electric tramcars tram cars first started in his native town a canny scot got on one intending to make the full journey costing three vence pence but only took a penny ticket and renewed it twice at the end of each stage on the last stage the conductor remonstrated with him saying he ought to have taken out a n three penny ticket at the beginning of the journey and i saved unnecessary trouble na na said the scot had I 1 dune sac ale and yer had broken doon I 1 has baa lost but as it li is I 1 cauna lose mair than ao penny |
