Show ab lets hear it teacher to bert who has come in late you should have been here at nine bert why what happened always remember a close shave makes for a smooth love affair in reverse dont be downhearted 1 I too started life as a porter and now I 1 im m the proprietor of a big hotel but me I 1 used to be the owner of a hotel and now im a porter GIVE UP 0 0 jones has heard what he thought was a good conundrum when he reached home he tried it on his wife do you know why I 1 am like a mule he asked no said his wife but ive often been going to ask you it takes two to make a success of marriage but only one to say put it on the bill |