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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH. UTAH THE Eatered RICH u COUNTY second clai at the Poet Office, Ra' Act of March 3, 1879. Layton Marshall, F Wm. E. Marshall, .' gUBSCHIPTlON REAPER matter Feb. 8. 1929; dolph, Utah, under th f tor and Proprietor Sitsao DDonsit t Business Manager Ter Year in Advanci Good-Wi- ll Jalopy Costly Separation Picturing Lincoln , By Virginia Vale 1 ' Half Rates Movie Director The star wants for playing the part of an Indian in our new film. Manager Offer him $500. Tell him hes to be a $1,000 half-bree- d. Dancing is healthy exercise, they say. So now its a Big Apple keeps the doctor away. rrcTT. Presumption My maid is to marry a bailiff- How exciting. Did she meet GETTING OVER IT him at your houtee? Pat was being shown over a 'new house by the estate agent, who was, perhaps, a little more inclined to candor than some of his tribe. I think I must tell you, said the .agent, that there is one drawback to this house. It is very close to the railway, and you may be disturbed at night by the trains. Still, Im quite sure that after two or three days youll get used to it and not notice it. Pat thought for a moment, then (said: AYE LASSIE, ITl COSTS LESS BE- CAUSE IT BURNSl( BETTER AND lIASTS LONGER? f Ww , Sure, an ye neednt worry. Oill sleep at me brothers the first three Answers magazine. nights. DONT BELIEVE SIGNS Mike was going to Dublin for the first time, and his friend Pat was giving him a few hints on what to do and where to go in the big city. What do I do when I go to the zoo? asked Mike. You be careful about the zoo, ls advised Pat. "Youll see foine if you follow the words, To the lions or To the elephants, but take no notice of the one, To the exit, Mike. Its a fraud, and its (outside I found myself when I went to look at it. Dublin Evening ' ani-ima- 'Mail. STEAM-ROLLERE- D Turning Point He was newly married. Last night, he told his friend, I had it out with her. I toTd her that Im going to be the head. Man, you should have seen how sweetly she agreed, saying, Darling, then Ill be the neck. Quite so, remarked his friend, but youll find that the neck can twist the head any way it wants. your European travels broadened you? Well, as they flattened me completely, no doubt Ive gained in breadth. ! Our Censorious Civilization Why do people find fault with a mistake and so seldom encourage good deeds? Its due to natural requirements of our civilization, answered Mr. A traffic cop, for inChuggins. stance, is out to arrest reckless motorists. He wouldnt be any good at all if he put in his time running around to compliment cautious driv- ape Observation The witness was on the stand during an important trial. You say, thundered the defense attorney, that you saw the two trains crash head-o- n while doing 60 miles an hour. What did you say when this happened? The witness shrugged. I said to myself, he replied, this is a helluva railroad! New York Mirror. Among the Mizzen The captain of a sailing vessel was questioning a rookie sailor regarding his knowledge of ships and the sea. After repeatedly receiving wrong answers, in desperation, he asked: Wheres the mizzenmast? I dont know, replied the seaHow long has it been mizman. zen? IN PLAIN VIEW It was love at first sight, eh? Yes. Why didnt you marry her? The second sight was a close- . II the ancient car (bom in 1928) and set out for Hollywood. They took along some white paint, and startled the movie center by requesting movie stars and celebrities to grasp a brush and autograph Josephine. They were a sensation. Josephine was soon covered with names, and the owners refused an offer of $2,000 for her, its said. And the Motion Pictures Greatest Year representatives were delighted with them; theyve become unofficial good-wi- ll ambassadors for the industry. They ran into one difficulty; people whose autographs didnt mean much were all too obliging about scrawling their names on Josephine. The Pinneys let them do it, and, since Josephines space was limited and they had to go in for big names only, theyd wipe off the undesirables with a bit of turpentine and then tackle somebody who meant something to them. Dont ever say that Samuel By sending Jon Hall off to England to do The Thief of Bagdad he tore the bridegroom from his bride, Frances Langford. But hes going to te pay for a transatlantic phone call for them each week that they are separated! You That Hang On Mad Lover last June, Jons mind was a bit hazy as to his birthplace, he giving it as New York city, instead of Fresno, Calif., on the license application, necessitating a remarriage later to ease their minds , as to the legality of their marriage. Rochefoucauld. How Women Evidently the next cycle in the movies will be based on the life and times of Abraham Lincoln. The success of the play, Abe Lincoln in Illnois, in New York started it. Now three producers have announced that they will do Lincoln pictures. Goldwyn will star Gary Cooper as the Great Emancipator, Twentieth Century-Fo- x will east Henry Fonda in the role, in Lawyer in the West. . in Their 40s Can Attract ITIen Theres something about the radio serial, Pepper Young's Family, that brings luck to those who have Heres good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 38 to 62), who feara shell lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and moody spells. Get more fresh air, 8 nrs. sleep and if you need a good general system tonic take Lydia E. Pinkhama Vegetable Compound, made especially for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming Jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that often accompany change oi life. WELL WORTH TRYING! First Pleasure Looking forward to a pleasure is also a pleasure. five-minu- will recall when Jon and Frances eloped to Prescott, Ariz., a A man of sense may love like madman, but not as a fool. Gold-wy- n isnt kind hearted. from common colds en Welcomd home, Bob, I suppose Josephine, the Jalopy, happen to come your way on her return journey from Hollywood to' Hartford, Conn.? If she didnt, you ought to hear her story. It is really the story of two young men, Frank and Jack Pinney of Hartford, who paid $13.95 for DID Beware Coughs No matter how many medicines you have tried for your common cough, chest cold, or bronchial irritation, you may get relief now with CreomulsioxL Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to takeachwlthany remedy goesright to the seat of theVouble and aids nature to soothe and heal the inflamed mucous membranes and to loosen and expel germ-ladphlegm. Even ifother remedies have failed, dont be discouraged, try Creomul-sio- n. Your druggist is authorized to refund your money if you are not thoroughly satisfied with the benefits obtained. Creomulslon is one word, ask for it plainly, see that the name on the bottle is Creomulslon, and youll get the genuine product and the refief you want. (Adv.) i Lessing. GAS SO BAD CROUDS HEART "My bowels vara so alugiiah ud my stomach sa bad I was nst miserable, gome-timgaa Moated me until it crowded my heart. I tried Adtoiko. Oh, what reflet The first dose worked Uko magic. Adlerika temoved the gas and waste matte and my stomach felt so good. Mrs. 8. A. ttekmim. u gas in your stomach and bowels bloats you up until you gasp for breath, take a aableapoonful of Adlerika and notion how the stomach GAS is relieved almost at ones. Adlerika often moves the bowels in Ism than two hours. Adlerika is BOTH carminative and cathartic, carminatives to warm and soothe the stomach and expel GAS, cathartics to clear the bowels and relieve intestinal nerve pressure. Recommended by many doctors U years. Get genuine Adlerika today. lot Said at all drug storu es anything to do with it. Originally it was called Red Davis, and in its second year a young actor who wasnt getting along too well was engaged to play the role of Red., His name was Burgess Meredith. Broadway producers and Hollywood executives heard of the program, listened to it and first thing he knew, he was a success on the stage. Then he began to do a picture occasionally; remember him in Winterset, his first big one? Later, Martha Scottwas engaged to play bits in the serial. And Martha landed in a stage play, Our Town, which was one of the years biggest hits of last season, and is still playing. ' If Toscanini is your favorite orchestra conductor you can be sure of hearing concerts with him leading the orchestra weekly through December 3; from January 7 through February 25 he will alternate with guest conductors. - When Bill Janney (who plays the title role in Howie Wing the Adventures of a Young Aviator,) began portraying the daring Howie he hardly knew what made a plane stay in the air. But flying got him; he has been spending his spare time taking flying lessons from Ralph Smith, a pilot on the last Byrd Antarctic expedition. S . ODDS AND ENDS . . . Johnnie, the Call Boy of Johnnie Presents," is learning the Morse code from one of the radio engineers . . . That New York elevator boy , who was engaged for Gone With the Wind T spent four months in Hollywood waiting for it to begin, and now has returned to his job in the elevator; hed rather wait there, he says. Western Newspaper Union. Name Lloyd George Was Open Sesame THE CHEERFUL CHERUB While motoring through Wales, David Lloyd George was forced to bestop in a very small village hoa cause of darkness. Seeking tel, he stopped in front of a big building, got out and rang the bell. Sir, he said to the man who appeared, I should like to find shelter for the night. Shelter? Here? replied the asThis is an tonished porter. sane asylum. But I must 'sleep somewhere. Im Mr. Lloyd George. Lloyd George? said the fellow with a smile. We already have five Lloyd Georges among our inmates. There is always room for a sixth. When duty presses' down too K'h.rd And d'h.ys sre Filled with work tnd strife I put my mind on other things And just pky hooky from my life. WNU Service. your home is your hobby you will also want Book 1 SEWING for the Home Decorator. Order by number enclosing 25 cents for each book. If you order both books, a leaflet on crazypatch quilts with 36 authentic stitches will be included free. Address Mrs. Spears, 210 S. Desplaines St., Chicago, 111. CHECK is an amusing story THERE the mittens and scarf They were not hand knitted. They were purchased rather hurriedly and sent to a young miss who was away at school. She had wanted something rather gay and a bit foreign looking to wear for skating and these were perfectly plain and pretty drab. She didnt take her disap- pointment lying down, but decided to brighten up that scarf and mitten set and make it speak a foreign language as well! She found the Swedish cross-stitc- h design shown here and copied it in all its gay colors on the ends of the scarf and backs of the mittens. Hand knitted mittens and other knitted things in plain colors may also be decorated with this pert flower pattern. Start at the upper right corner of the large flower and make the cross stitches as at A and B. This flower is a brilliant red, the small flowers bright blue and the stems jade green. NOTE Mrs. Spears Sewing Book 2 Gifts, Novelties and Embroidery has helped thousands of women to use odds and ends of materials and their spare time to make things to sell and to use for gifts and church bazaars. If shown here. Just Charlie Charles M. Schwab, the American millionaire, was very fond of farce, and one day he asked his secretary to gethim two tickets for Charlies Aunt. The secretary called a messenger and said: Go round to the theater and get two tickets for Charlies Aunt. The messenger hesitated, then said: Hadnt I better say for Mr. Schwabs aunt, sir? A Trade Mark Is YOURSELF FOR THESE COMMON SIGNS OF ACID INDIGESTION If of These You Have Any and Suspect Acid Indigestion as the Alkalize the Cause Quick, Easy Phillips? Way If the Trouble Persists Symptoms See your Doctor Now there is a way to relieve acid with almost incrediindigestion ble speed. You simply take 2 tear spoonfuls of Phillips Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after meals. 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It is merely advertised for sale on a price basis and if the consumer does not like the quality, the facturer has suffered no injury because he is unknown and because he rarely links his name with a product as a standard of quality and a measuring stick of buying. It merely competes on a take a chance basis. v n The manufacturers of quality merchandise today place their names upon it and advertise it as the best they can offer to the consumer. The name of a manufacturer on an advertised product says this: This is the best product I know how to make. It is pure, good and worthy of your purchase. I Hifair 80 weU of it that I place my name upon it as a guarantee to you of its goodness. If it does not fulfill your wants I will gladly make well-know- " its failure. There is no good reason why you should accept the unknown instead of the known; the untried instead of the tested; the doubtgood F ful instead of the 6ure. To refuse unknown substitutes is a antee to yourself of positive satisfaction in baying. If every purchaser will confine his or her purchases to known, advertised quality merchandise there will be little cause for complaint. Trade mark products tell their own story. It pays to look before you buy. Reading the advertisements in the newspaper, looking at trade marks, labels and names on products has purse interest. W. E. MOFFETT . v ' . |