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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, UTAH 1 FLOYD GIBBONS 1ndLe The Little Fellow filul Was Merely Curious Fat Man Advantage His little, freckled face made a A fat man has one advantage over winhis brethren he knows where his smudge against the plateglass street quick cigar ashes will fall. dow in front of an F Adventurers' Club Enjoy and Renounce lunch place. Customers watched him for some Childhood Memories Joy has its corresponding law ; time as his eyes grew big and wide alternaan I noticed you got up and every hearts pleasure is Jackson hot dogs and the he as tram we should contemplated much if enjoy, and tive, gave that lady your seat in the much also we must renounce. hamburgers that were sizzling on the the other day. All the honey a bee gathers during its lifetime doesnt sweeten its sting. Misquote your lines of poetry in a speech a little, so that your hearers wouldnt think you have just studied them up. Dont the goldfish sometimes look as if they ought to be regilded? There are people whose conversation makes you tired, toward whom, nevertheless, you always have a tender feeling. The Pit By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter. I j ( i , OU know, vr A boys and girls, it isnt at all unusual for an adventurer to run into an experience that leaves him dazed and barely able to stagger along home, but Harry Goldin of Bronx, N. Y., is one up on all those guys. Harry was dazed and barely able to stagger before his adventure started.' After it was all over he was a lot worse off. It all happened in April, 1899, when Harry was down in Cuba1 war foj. Uncle Sam. He was with the fighting the Spanish-America- n Smart Man Teacher Who was the worlds smartest man? Boy Thomas Edison. He Invented the phonograph and radio so that people would stay up all night and use his electric light bulbs. ( PERHAPS RETIRED ourselves to be gulled out of our moment by the inanities of custom. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and all is well. But can you, offhand, name anybody i benefited by Id like to see that office boy of ours thirty years from now. except undertakers? Man who doesnt vote thinks it excuses him if he says I would vote if theyd make everybody vote. A. W. O. L. Is Bad Business in Any Mans Army. Finally it got to the point where they had to do their sightseeing sitting down, because whenever they got up Qn their feet the sights reeled and wabbled around so fast that they couldnt get a good look at them. That went on until it became just plain Impossible to see a sight or anything else. Then all of a sudden it dawned on them that it was dark that they had overstayed their leave and that they had better Why so? He ought to make a wonder as a tired business man. Reap a Destiny Sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit. and reap a character, sow a character and reap a destiny. All men consider their rights with How a great deal of solicitude. get the heck out of town before the corporal of the guard came looking for them. They lurched to their feet and started walking toward the camp in three directions at once. By the time they were half way there It was twice as dark as when they had started. They couldnt see a foot ahead of them and were even having some 'trouble trying to keep a foot under them. How the two lads got separated, 'Harry doesnt know. He was walking along talking when all of a sudden he 'realized he was talking to himself. He yelled for his pal, but he got no answer. On top of that it started to thunder and lightning and then to rain. Harry went on alone. Every once in a while a flash of lightning would illuminate the sky, and then he could see where he was going. The third or A A Life Is a business we are all apt to mismanage; either living recklessly from day to day, or suffering I . Hackson Since childhood I have respected a woman with a strap in her hand. Life Is a Business Seventh Regiment cavalry, stationed In the field outside Pinal del Rio, and things had quieted down to such an extent that troopers with a good record could get a pass from the officer of the day to go into town, make a few purchases, and have what was widely known as a good time. Harry was one of the troopers who had a good record. I dont know how he managed to get it, and I know doggone well he didnt deserve It, because the first thing he did when he hit town he and his buddy was to head for a saloon. They had a couple bottles of beer, and then they drank some Cuban white ,mule. They ambled around the town taking in the sights, but to judge by Harrys and his pals actions, most of those sights were in the bottom of a glass. l griddle. Finally, a woman sitting at the counter near the window, got up and walked out to where the little fellow stood. she Are you hungry, sonny? asked. No, maam, came the reply. 1 was just wondering how many of those I could eat if I was hungry. Philadelphia Inquirer. - WRIGLEYS many consider their duty? Try to be nice to other people not officiously, but easily and comfortably in the run of the day. Sooner or later the clock stops for the man who goes on the theory that there is a sucker born every minute. mm( PERFECT GUM TH 90BQn$0 NERVES Snarling Bear Was Pawing at Him in the Pit. fourth flash showed a dark object up ahead. That, Harry thought, would be his buddy. He gave a whoop and started toward it. Through the dark he could see It coming to meet him. Just as it reached him Harry stumbled and felL Harrys Pal Turned Out to Be a Big Black Bear. ' He reached out and grabbed hold of his pal, to help himself up again. His pal had grown a thick coat of heavy fur In the meantime, ! but Harry had had too many tequilas and aguardientes back in town to notice that Again he stumbled, clutched his pal for support, and both of them tumbled into a deep pit. It was the sort of a pit they use for garbage In Cuba. Something told Harry that, even though he couldnt see. The fall jarred some of the sense back into Mm, and, for the first time he began to wonder how his pal had happened to grow that coat of fur. He didnt have to wonder long. A sudden flash of lightning lit up the pit. That furry thing wasnt his buddy at aU. Itwas a bear a huge, black, snarling bear the whole thing. That For a minute Harry thought he was bear must have come right out of one of those aguardiente bottles back In town. But no. The bear was on him now had him down was mauling him like the devU. He couldnt dream those sharp stabs of pain couldnt dream the bruises . f the bear gave him as he kicked him around. 1 pipe-dreami- Harry Learns That Bears Dont Fight Fair. The bear didnt fight fair. It was the darndest animal Harry ever saw. It was jumping on him. Harry could feel it Bam! And the brute would land on him. Off hed go. And, then, Bam! Hed land on him again. What kind of a bear was this that fought like a moose? ( Another flash of lightning told the story. Harry looked up just in time to see the bear pawing and clawing at the top of the pit Then, Bam I He lost his hold and landed on Harry again. That animal wasnt jumping on him. He was falling on him. He was using Harry for a springboard, trying to get out of the pit Thats about the last Harry remembers. Then, Bam again, and he lost consciousness. thing ' The next thing Harry knew he woke up In the hospital. 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