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Show t PERMANENTLY CURED. DOCTOR ADVISED OPERATION Congressman's Son School Insurgent surgent than Vic" Murdock when he grows up, according to the stand pat parents of the youthful Tom Reed. This is the output of George three days of close application to the study of his' school system: Article A 1. That if any unjust Cored by LydiaEPinkhams Vegetable Compound Low-den- s A year ago last Galena, Kans. March I fell, and a few days after there was soreness in my right side. In a short time a bunch came and it bothered me so much at night I could not sleep. It kept growing larger and by fall it was as largo as a hens egg. I could not go to bed without a hot water bottle applied to that side. I had one of the best doctors in Kansas and he told my husband that I would have to be operated on as it was something like a tumor caused by a rupture. I wrote to you for advice and you told me not to get discouraged but to take Lydia E. link hams Vegetable Compound. I did take it and soon the lump in my Mrs. side broke and passed away. R. R. Huey, 713 Mineral Ave., Galena, 'SHINGTON. During the famous fight over the rules in the house last month Representative Frank O. Lowtlen of Illinois took his twelve-year-olson, George M. Pullman Low-den- , to the house to listen to the debates. The little fellow, who is a grandson of George M. Pullman, the late Pullman car magnate, remained through the exciting Saturday when the rules were overturned and the speaker reinvested with the gavel after offering to relinquish it if the house so demanded. George sat with eyes glued on the whirling dervishes In the arena of the house. He was deeply impressed. Mr. I.owden said, after the battle, George can ask more embarrassing questions Kans. than Jim Mann." Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable For several days the youngster made from roots and herbs, nas proved to be the most successful talked of nothing but the legislative remedy for curing the worst forms of battle. Then he quieted down, but the female ills, including displacements, family discovered that he was busily inflammation, fibroid tumors, irregu- engaged In the of a paper. larities, periodic pains, backache, bearing- He worked till preparation his father questioned -down feeling, flatulency, indiges. him, but no information was forthcomtion, and nervous prostration. It costs but a trifle to try it, and the result ing of the purport of the document, bas been worth millions to many but on the third day he produced a set of rules for the government of the Buffering women. If you want special advice write public schools. Insurgency Is the for it toMrs.Pinkhnm, Lyn n.Masg. spirit of every line. is free and al ways ffielpf ill. The boy Is going to be a worse In d Com-poun- It The Army of Constipation Is The CARTERS LITTLE LIVER PILLS are lapouible they noy only give relief they perm anently cute Conitiya- tireu Mil- -, lions use them for Bilirai-nest. Indigestion, Sick Headache, Sallow Skis. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE GENUINE roust bear signature: Was Taking No Chances. Once upon a time a fond mother disapproved of her daughter marrying. This was the more awkward because the young lady had picked the young man out. ' Also he had wealth. And the mother, who was widowed, had not the-- wherewithal to furnish her daughter, with the variety of frocks and things which her youthful heart I might not object to the craved. man so much, said the mother one evening, if you would only let me see him. But here is a man whom I have never set eyes on, and yet one whom you insist on taking for a husband. I dont understand such se, crecy!" The daughter replied: law or too hard work be imposed on the scholars they may rebel on the teacher. They may also fine and arrest him. Hereafter the pupils may elect a committee on rules for the school. The teachers are ineligible. The teachers wont have any right to make any laws whatsoever. Article B 1. The pupils may refuse to work if they choose and the teachers may insist, but not to any good purpose. The highest fine that can be made is $90; the lowest $15. No warrants are necessary for the arrests. Cross teachers are compelled by the pupils to leave the rdoin without complaint or words of any kind; If they do, a fine can be Imposed on the teacher or teachers. The teachers or parents are not allowed to cast a vote on any subjects applying to school' questions; If they do they are liable to be fined or put under guard. The school shall begin when the committee wants It to and end when tbe committee w'ants It to, and at no other time. GEORGE M. PULLMAN LOWDEN, President and Composer. The president and composer is now busy perfecting his Insurgency. Mrs. Catharine Kautz, 322 Center St, Findlay, O., says: Four years ago I became afflicted with kidney trouble, ran and rapidly down in health. I suffered from backache and other kidney disorders and was and languid I doctored weak. and used different remedies but became no better. Doans Kidney Pills cured me and for three years I have been free from kidney trouble. Remember the name Doans. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MilburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. n PAPAS If I ever introduced him youd Insist on marrying him yourself. Only Nine Left. Lee Wyman Is an earnest advocate of Borne plan under which the sayings of children shall be preserved for future generations to read. The other day, for Instance," says Wyman, my little boy was called before the tribunal over which his fond mother presides. Youve broken one of the precious ten commandments, she said. Did I? asked our boy carelessly like. Yes, my boy. Ive Bald to you over and over the ten command: ments, said Mrs. Wyman, aud now you've broken one of them. Dear, dear,' tny boy said, theres only nine left now. And Mrs. Wyman let it go at M ORE than one hundred thousand the United States last year, and the manufacturers estimate that twice the output will be sold In 1910. Has the price of horses been lowered? Will it be affected in the future? Men who deal in horses say that the horse Industry in general not only has been unaffected by the development of power vehicles, but the price of horses has Increased more than fifty per cent, within the last five year. To prove this assertion, the horse lover refers to the last report of the United States department of agriculture. The report contains several complimentary statements about Dobbin. The government statistician has found that since 1890 horses have Increased 81.2 per cent. In price and 33.6 per cent, in number. Two years ago there were 1,108.000 horses In Kansas and 957.000 In Missouri. The average value a head was $S7 In Kansas and $88 in Missouri. One year later January 1, 1909 tbe number of horses in Kansas had Increased to 1,152,000, with an Increase In value of two dollars a head. In Missouri on the same date the number of horses was 995,000 and their value had increased three dollars a head. The horse lover is careful to explain that in arriving at the values given the statistician has had to estimate thousands of horses worth not more than $1.48 each, which brings down the average. SET FORTH Explanation of Youthful Suitor That Doubtless Satisfied Father of His Adored One. sir," said the pale youthful suitor: "I've come to ask you for your She is fair as lildaughters hand. ies, sweet as honeysuckle, tender as violet, charming Is that Mary you are talking about? asked papa. Yes, sir. It is a mere formality, I know, this asking for your daughter's hand; but we thought it would be pleasant to you if it were observed. Marys papa stiffened. And may I inquire," he asked, "who suggested that asking my consent to Marys marriage was a mere formality ? You may, sir," replied the young man, simply. It was Marys mother. Philadelphia Inquirer. Yes, Comfort and New Strength old veriest skates have been sold on the market this year for $75 each, remarked the horse lover, "and a good draft horse will sell for $250 any day." Yes," replied the motorist after the report has been read to him, the statistics undoubtedly- give the horse the best of it; but notice that the animal Alreferred to is the farm horse. though the steam plow and motor truck have made encroachments upon the usefulness of the draft horse he still Is indispensable. His city brothers have suffered from competition by the motor car. What about the price of carriage and saddle horses nags that pull express and delivery wagons? Only the horses used for pleasure driving have suffered in price from the use of motor cars. Few motor car owners keep a stable In addition to a garage and the result has been a depreciation in the value of harness horses. A matched harness team that two years ago sold for $700 or $800 will at present bring not more than $500 or $600. The discarding of carriage horses by motorists may be the reason that the' price of horses purchased the by United States has remained stationary for the last year. Some of the horses replaced by motor cars are bought by firms that require better stock than the ordinary wagon horse. There are horses drawing hearses in Kansas City today that a few years ago were owned by wealthy men who were proud of their judgment of horseflesh. When the motor fever attacked them the horses were sold at the first price offered. The wagon horse is no slouch. Every year his price has climbed until today it 13 Impossible to buy a serviceable team for less than $100. wind-broke- and most extreme"scre-iTHE latest the chantecler" hat measures four feet from brim to brim. An ordinary express or freight car will accommodate about an Easter lid and a half In Its width. In other words, a h car will hold only the bulk Await the person who discovers of leghorn and rooster feathers that that a long train of coffee ails can It did ten years ago. Whats the answer? be thrown off by using A raise in rates to show a profit in the transportation business. Nothing short of a flat car will be needed to one-tent- POSTUM the sporting page. I never heard it before, but an ocean liner is probably a hot one that isnt infielded well and rolls into a puddle or something. She made no answer, but when he had gone to business she phoned the doctor about him. 16 Constipation causes many serious diseases. 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