| Show wa P e W I 1 L L ato E ilia BEVERLY HILLS well all I 1 know is just what I 1 read in the papers well the last few weeks theres been ar a vr good deal of goo D ald b lathering blathering in 7 the papers ever since away back when the frenchman hman laval come over hild and went back there just dont seem to be any way finding 0 out ut what he came lc after what he got what was lone done or anything about all we do know about him is that his daughter danced with mayor walker now if that was worth the trip why then everything must have been I 1 OK OIL he and mr air hoo hoover er issued a kind of joint statement statement but the same fellow wrote it that wrote the wickersham report we could rit tell if they had even met or not I 1 think that is the hardest thing in the world to do is tell the press what you and somebody have been doing when you have been doing anything at all laval ran into borah while here and wee we had no trouble telling what they talked about he dont seem to have got far with barail borah but no novelty neither did anybody else that wanted anything borah is the best we got they talked about a corridor in poland an alley in poland that they wanted to get to the sea mr air wilson give it to em cm for he really thought they wanted to see the sea but a pole knows no more about the sea than a cherokee so borah says it ought to go back to germany when you talk to france about giving anything back to germany why you got a very sympathetic listener so you can see how bow far borah got with ta france aint going to give germany back even an alley well their business they live by em m they know what to give ern em and what not to give em france aident send laval over here to suggest giving back california to Bl mexico plexico we are always handing somebody alses stuff around poland is in a mess and always will be for they just carved the country out of about three other ones about a forth of the population ula tion is germans that want to get back under their own country about a fourth is checks sounds like money but its folks that belong to czechoslovakia czecho slovakia well a fourth are them then a fourth are arc russians now lets zee see that three fourths that only leaves one fourth real polish but the jews have to be subtracted from that fourth so there just aint a few dozen real poles well anyhow they say that J P morgan was pleased with this kavals trip and after all he is about the only man in america that everybody seems anxious to please so the trip bore some fruit germany has got some fellow coming over now we get all excited and each one of there pilgrimages or conferences we think and read of it at the time as though it was the last word and thit it would settle everything then two weeks after its over we cant for the life of us remember what happened six months from now we cant remember whether laval came from prance or siam our minds just flit from hither to thither and all we want is is something to occupy em till we get to the asylum and other nations are just as bad off as we are look at england they was all excited over ghandi coming there to get freedom for in dia poor old fellow has just hung around and wore pretty near all his clothes out bep been there three months and india ha ant got any more freedom than pat hurley give the philippines those big babies aint going to give anybody anything why they are big every thing in the world that is done nowadays receives about ten times as much publicity city as it deserves publicity should be written after a thing and not before then that would save us having to read you can kill all the people you want in this country and not attract any attention but if you toll kill em and put em in a trunk why you become famous its how you dispose of a dead body that makes you sensational in this country and how many dead beddes did you create dont figure out who you are goings going to kill idill figure out how youre going to kill em cm but we are all plodding along just as though we were in in our ri right lit minds so the answer if we knew any bet ter country we would go to it long as w we e can RO go to our radio every hour of the twenty four and be advised what tooth paste to use and what cigarettes will be fairly kind to our dadulla oblong gotta why we are happy |
