| Show IKI P BEVERLY HILLS well all I 1 amow is just what I 1 read in the papers let me state you all some jig figures ures 3 bush j rafa I 1 els of wheat buys I 1 bushel of f I 1 and takes 5 bu of a oats to buy one c S ass bu of p potatoes es jass 2 barrels of oil buys one bu beof of potatoes A and n d mind you pota toes aint highly high either they are 11 nsf only worth V I 1 at about 80 cents tf a bushel 2 bushels of wheat to get a frying chicken cli icken and the old aint high either slie she is only retailing at about 60 50 cents on the hoof it takes ten bushels of wheat to get a 50 pound sack of flour think of that ten bushels of wheat to each sack of flour you would think the thing dasent anade out of wheat woul dent you jt it takes 20 bushels of wheat to luy buy one pair of shoes and then you only got five dollar shoes A pair of good cowboy shop anade boots would just cause you to raise three whole acres of wheat at about 33 bushels to the acre and that aint counting on the rust it takes a bushel 0 of f wheat to get a mess of io i casting boasting tears ears you know what that is you city slickers well its that stuff you eat off the cobb and get it all in your ears and if you got a front tooth missing you miss miss one row 3 bushels of wheat to get you two pounds of bacon it takes two whole bushels of oats to get you one pound of steak and that wont be so tender either 2 bu of wheat buys you one pound of coffee you have to trade two bushels of oats for one daurt of motor oil and three barrels of oil for one quart of motor oil you see it its 11 like the wheat and the flour what a thing is made out of has nothing to do with the finished product the price of a cow has nothing to do with a steak wheat to flour or oil to motor oil it takes a bu of wheat to get a package of post bran now chats it made out of I 1 aident think it was wheat and I 1 guess it is not if you want some butter on your bread that will cost you another bushel of wheat and it takes a whole bushel of wheat to get one package of cigarettes up to now you have bushels of wheat and all you got is some bacon and eggs one chicken ome friend potatoes and a tair pair of cowboy boots on three full wagon loads of wheat oh yes you had some motor oil and some boastin roast ro astin ln ears and a package of Ugar cigarettes ettes now you got you some smokes you got to go to town and show the boys you can inhale it will just cost you bushels of wheat to plant your self in a ford sedan at forty bushels to the acre the ford will just set you back GO acres of wheat course you can go seventy meres acres and get a chevrolet if you go goh t PIC plenty nty of acres need a hair cut but I 1 forgot to baing a bushel and a half of wheat with me A shave is a bushel of oats here rastus is a vashel bushel of oats give me a shine bushels of wheat gets you one set of new harness to start raising some more high priced wheat A new wo work rk team will cost you GOO COO bushels A bushel of oats will get you three packs of chewing gum now we need ten gall gallons ons of oil for the car so we gat to sack off 15 bushels of wheat pa if you got ten bushels of wheat the family cm all go to the movies and seethe see the gangsters kill each other and talk about millions what do you say we get a tuxedo and d turn gangos i MI aasc f i i sacr pa this ma i farming is g the ehg bunk all we got to do is see two more pictures and we ve can do d it as akivis i U good as the gac gangsters can send in the truck with another load of wheat we got to have some gasoline radio batteries some new rube records and cigarettes ar ettes minnie is going to high school but it tak takes 20 bushels of wheat to get her a bathing suit and lord rest my soul if there aint the tax man this land is is taxed at 60 an acre was taxed when wheat was a bushel now wheat is two bits and it its still taxed at GO 60 when they going to do like the city folks do pay on your income if you dont earn cam anything you dont pay anything and if there aint the old banker who had a mortgage on oil my crop and teams and tools paid him 8 per cent and a bonus to get the loan reading where money was loaning in the city for as low as 1 per cent well what you get for living in the country I 1 guess wish all the farmers would move to town one year the only way I 1 know to clear the thing up |