Show president of the national baseball 1 league suggests that each team should have an extra player to bat for the pitcher A move more popular with the fans fail would be to let somebody else do the umpiring for the umpire pittsburgh chief of police says that in spite of short skirts shirts the old ii stocking bank is the safest place for a woman to cany money perhaps so but in these lays days of silk hose lose there ale aie apt to be a lot of runs on oil the bank A chicago man slapped his wife because ab she doubled a four diamond bid id trumped his ace and lost she sued for divorce and got it evidently IN the judge was a bachelor and no bridge player A ariti british sh editor says oud dry law is a sad joke it certainly was a sad joke on the wets in the recent election the mexican bean leaf beetle a bean pest has invaded new jersey heres hoping it dont get to boston bosto n what we would like to know is how much shorter the skirt will have to get before it becomes a flounce the fellow who makes money on the stock market is the one who can see the breakers ahead in time to put on his swimming suit scientists say that their investigations show that girls are born more talkative than boys we always wondered why there was no remedy A chicago woman predicts that the day will come when the drudgery of cooking at home will be eliminated by the community kitchen the can opener has already eliminated a great deal of it A harvard professor has invented a machine capable of e exerting erting pounds of pressure per square inch just think how low valuable this machine will be for the politician who is trying to get his congressman or senator to do something for him there is a move on foot no nov to tn change the calendar and we have a suspicion that the landlords are behind hill it in an effort to make rent day dav come around oftener |