Show THE OLD OLD GAME at nine p in they were seated at opposite ends of tho the couch at they were slightly nearer to each other at ten they tere only ethree three feet apart at 1010 1030 thero there was scarcely any perceptible space between them the young man spoke has your father gone to bed he yes tom has your mother gone one to bed yes tom do aou think your little brother is under th couch no tom the young man headd ed a sigh of relief its your move ho he said reparation john butts sr I 1 want to leave my property to my two sons one tenth to my youngest son eon john butts and nine tenths to my eldest son royal chesterfield chauncey de peyster butts family lawyer hm do you think quite fair john butts sr yes I 1 want to make sonic some kind of of f reparation to royal for allowing his mother to give hini him such a name puck I 1 in colonial days the settlers wife why should we go any further into the wilderness 7 why not build our cabin here where there are eight or ten families al i leady eady the settler what thou A couple of hundred deais flom now there would be folks around hero here blowing that our family the oldest in the place puck beautiful names we must have a beautiful name for the baby said the fond mother something that sounds lil liht poetry and Is not at all well replied the fond father im doing my best to help ou make a selection heres a list of the names of all the apartment houses in town FASHIONS WHIM 6 A he these high collars you women are wearing are like financial stock she how so BO he subject to rises and falls I 1 good for anything my friends a preat great deal might be did to help the teething if could but teach a kid de deep er breathing its coming theres a lucky young fellow hes never known a bit of trouble in all his life well he soon will hes going to marry my daughter threatened men do you think a man whose life hail haa been threatened should be permitted to carry a gun no ino it would spoil tho appearance of the game to see tho the umpire standing around with a six shooter in his pocket out of sympathy what happened to the clock in the labor hall oh it strike any more so the boys pitched it out and got a now new one vocation hello old chap still doing newspaper work yep on th dally black mall fall on the regular staff nope on space yet what you might call a penny you know life his idea bacon I 1 see electricity generated in sweden is delivered in copenhagen egbert this parcel post system is really wonderful adjusting records mrs wombat called roe me in to see her new ashes all puffed up about it how do you know ashes puffed up well roll she ahe was putting on airs putting it off hes a mean man how so when his little girl begs for an oe co cream sundae he be asks aska lier h er if ft she rather have a gold watch hea ched alies nineteen HAS ITS OWN REWARD 4 7 L I 1 de quiz what do you think of tho the modern game of football doctor doctor I 1 think sit sir that the punishment me it altz the crime classy sort 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short timo time that you keep what I 1 give you too truel 1 I cant understand why you wish to lavish your affection on a dog wily why dont you adopt a child oh I 1 should be afraid to become fond of a child if it should die one have it stuffed and put in a corner of the library you know fun good reason 1 I hear that the savings bank closed its it s doors yesterday I 1 good heavens what was the trouble no trouble at all it happened to be closing time for the day costly travel there is one success which has been steady about all attempts from the start at aviation what is that it has always mada the money ny fly cabbage bragg of connecticut how did you find those cigars colonel Dell delicious clous old man we had them for dinner last evening boiled with corned beef truth A STAR the city man alan how didio a enjoy the opera last night 1 the countryman alne atlie Tl ie feller that hollered opery book af books of th opery had bad a greaO voice acis sf f not the simple life jo u I 1 suit my 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