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Show Joke Almost Brings War A youngster in the Eighth grade came home to her mother much perturbed. per-turbed. "Mother, Shirley says I need a bath, do I?" "Why, no," her mother answered. "You bathed this morning. What makes you ask?" "One of the girls at school said I smelled like a hilly goat." After an armistice was declared between be-tween the two families It was found that Shirley's little friend was telling her family joke, "Every one smells like a billy goat through his nose." Indianapolis Kews. |