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Show A Little Fun The self-made business man lasn't anything on the boy in the M. H. S. manual training class who said that ne would "finish his leg tomorrow." Mrs. SLucki: "Do you know that you haven't kissed me for six weeks?" Mr. Stuckl: "Good heavens, whom have I been kissing then?" Earl Nelson: "I see that some Chicago Chi-cago Judge has ruled a man can't kiss a girl while driving." George Anderson: "Yes, and that ruling is gonna cause an awful lot of accidents." Earl: "How so?" George: "Because every fellow now who goes out with a girl will try to prove the judge doesn't know what he is talking about." "Why do you jump at the sound of a motor-car?" "Well, sometime ago my chauffeur eloped with my wife, and every time I hear a horn I think he is bringing her back." "George," asked Miss Hogen, "what is the plural of man?" "Men," answered George. ' And the plural of child?" "Twins," was the prompt reply. Private Jones was summoned to apDear before his captain. "Jones," said the officer, frowning darkly, "this gentlenlan complains that you have killed Ills dog." "A dastardly trick," interrupted the wn?r of the dog, "to kill a defenseless animal that would harm no one!" "Not much defenseless about him," chimed in the private, heartedly. "He bit freely into my leg, so I ran my bayonet into him." "Nonsense!" answered the owner angrily. "He was a docile creature. Why did you not defend yourself with the butt of your rifle?" "Why didn't he" bite me with his tail?" asked Private Jones with spirit. |