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Show His Fatal Mistake This Is the story of a prudent man, as told by a Kansas newspaper: He brushed his teeth twie a day, wore rubbers In wet weather, did hi? dally dozen, slept with windows open, was careful with his diet, had a medical med-ical examination twice a year, never smoked, drank, or indulged in any kind of excesses. He was all set to live to be 100 years old. The funeral was held last Wednesday. Wednes-day. He is survived by 18 specialists, special-ists, six gymnasiums, four health institutes in-stitutes and numerous manufacturers manufactur-ers of health foods and antiseptics. He had forgotten to look out for a train at a grade crossing. |