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Show Landlord's Way John Barryniore, the actor, was talking about Germany's submarine policy lu New York. "When Germany told us we Americans Amer-icans might cross the seas in safety provided we used such ships as she offered, I nearly died laughing," he said. "I was irresistibly reminded of the poet who complained to his landlord: " 'Landlord, I really must insist on your repairing my doors and windows. win-dows. They close so badly that it interrupts in-terrupts my work. It blows my hair all about my face.' " 'Humph,' said the landlord. 'The easiest way out of that difficulty is for you to get your hair cut off.' " New York Times. |