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Show CLEARLY NOT FOND OF WATER Seemed to Be a Fact That Old Gentleman Gen-tleman Had Been Neglecting His Ablutions. Vaughn Comfort, Interlocutor of Honey Boy George Evans' Minst.rsis, Is circulating this story: An old rustic, bent and painfully limping, was accosted by a friend, who inquired: "Hello, Zeb! What's ailin' yo?" "Got a big corn between two toes," said Zeb, "and U hurts something awful!" "Umme see it. Mebbe I kin do ye sorre good." "No use, Joe. It's been thataway for six weeks." "But it won't do any harm to let me try." Slowly and tenderly the old man removed re-moved his boot. "Great guns, man!" the friend ex-ciaimed. ex-ciaimed. "How long did you say you have been suffering?" "Just about six weeks." "This ain't any corn!" cried Joe. "It's a collar cutton!" Youngstown Telegram. |