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Show Things We Think Things Others Think, and What We Think of the Things Others Think. It is said that the American Auto-mol.ile Auto-mol.ile factories have orders for six hundred thousand automobiles the coming season. That indicates a mighty prosperity in this country. To keep in a healthy condition charity need3 to be exercised daily, but it need not be done in public. The man who declares he will wear no man's collar shouldn't neglect to put his monogram on his laundry. One great trouble wit h the morals of this country is that there are too many jails and not enough happy homes. Good luck sometimes goes after a man with a search warrent, but the hustler is usually the man it is looking for. An Iowa girl secured a husband by a message wiitten on an egg. Even matrimony is becoming some what of a shell game. An anarchist St. Louis preacher says that a man who kisses a girl should be shot. They do usually re-t re-t eoive a heart wound. The goose that laid the golden egg is a back-number when compared com-pared to the American hen with her . . annual output worth three billion dollars. A monkey was operated upjn at Omaha for appendicitis not long ago. This is one patient that the doctors didn't have to tnake a monkey of anyway. A new paper bill is said to be the best thing to clean eye glasses with, paper bills have often proven a great aid to the vision. Some delvers into the mysteries of the evolutiorTbf man now claim that the human race originally began life in the form of trees. There are a few "sticks" left to bear out the theory. While some say congress does not do its duty, there are some duties that the public seem to be willing to have congreesmen abolish. A Kansas preacher says women wear halos in heaven instead of hats. There is no longer any doubt among men folks about heaven being an ideal place. Why shouldn't women have suffrage? suf-frage? We let men vote who can't: talk the English language and re- j fuse the ballot of women who can talk enough for all of us! Rockfeller advises everyone to be content with what you have" It is' the general opinion thf-t if the giver of this sage advice had always felt ! the same way himself the rest of us ' would have had more to be content- i ed with. |