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Show Hens His Application. "Here's a Swiss named Egg who lives in New York petitioning to have his name changed." "Sort of an egg shake, eh! What's the trouble?" "He and his wife have four children, chil-dren, and his family is constantly referred re-ferred to as 'the half-dozen Eggs.' He claims his yolk is too heavy to be bor.ie." "Wh-' doesn't he lay for his tor-menti tor-menti rs?' "It appears that he did once and got beaten, whipped to a froth. Poor Egg cciild bare scramble home." Boston Bos-ton Transcript. |