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Show He Knew. " 'Where there's a will there's a way,' " avers Taylor Holmes, appearing appear-ing in The Million. "The way, however, how-ever, varies, .as in the case of a certain cer-tain pickpocket, who was convicted and promptly fined. "The lawyer of the pickpocket took the fine imposed upon his client very much to heart. "'Twenty-five dollars!" he expostulated. expostu-lated. 'Your honor, where is this poor, unfortunate man to get $25?' "His honor did not know, or if he did he refrained from saying so, but the prisoner was less discreet. " 'Just let me out of here for ten or fifteen minutes, '.he said, 'and I'll show you!'" Young's Magazine. |