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Show A SPRING CALLER (By Kuth Caiullaiul) "Good morning Mrs. Blank. I am a wonderful Musician, artist and peddler ped-dler combined. My name is Mr. Infect In-fect All and I came from Fly land. I had a very excellent reputation there. "I can do some very wonderful things. Now let me play you what is known as the diphtheria two-step on that piece of meat on your pantry pan-try shelf. What! You can hear nothing? Well just Wait awhile and you shall understand. "Now I just crawled over a spoon that was used by a typhoid fever patient, pa-tient, I can run over the frosting on that cakeand it looks very artistic I assure you. .Haven't you ever noticed no-ticed on your windows what very pretty pictures we paint? "Now let me play you the Scarlet Fever Hesitation. Oh thank you but I can do it very well on the butter. It is delightful when you hear more ' of it but I think I have played enough of it to give you the spirit of it. "Now I have only a few germs left which I can just place here on the baby's bottle or in that pan of milk I didn't bring many today, but I shall have some more as soon as I visit a few places. What's that? You don't know what germs are? Well they are simply lovely little packages with delightful surprises in them. These little packages multiply rapidly so you will have a lot of nice little surprises. sur-prises. I see you have a lovely place here in your back yard where you throw your garbage. I think I shall move my family there, it's so delightfully delight-fully dirty. Under such favorable conditions my posterity will number millions before the summer is past. "Well Good bye Mrs. Blank I hope you have enjoyed my work. I shall be busy moving today but toworrow my whole family will bring you some lovely surprises." |