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Show For the Town's Good. v "Kind, sir," remarked the. husky hobo as he approached the leading citizen, "you have very likely heard of and are undoubtedly interested in this wonderful new plan for the municipal muni-cipal beautifying of cities but would you manifest your interest in a substantial sub-stantial way?" "As how?" inquired the leading citizen. "Would you, for instance, contribute contrib-ute directly to the cause?" "I don't quite get you," was the response. "Well, a dollar would buy me a ticket out of town," responded the frowsy one. Chappie's News Letter. |