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Show Maybe That Too "No, Elmer, I can't marry you. The man whom I'm going to marry must be upright and square." "You want a piano, not a husband." hus-band." In Old England A country doctor on his rounds nar-'owly nar-'owly escaped running over a Home Guard writhing in apparent agony in 'he middle of the road. Stopping his car ic got out, bent over the man, and ashed, 'It hat's the matter? U here's the pain?" "7 here isn't any pain," the man re-nlicd. re-nlicd. "This road is supposed to be a ieep river, und I can only swim on my lack." In the Race Three young men were boasting if their height. "Look at me," said Tom. "I'm six feet two and a half in my stockinged feet." "All right," put in Dick. "I'm ;ix feet five and three-quarters tfith my hat on." "And I can beat the lot of you," added Harry. "I'm seven feet sight with my umbrella up." |