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Show WWmm In the Red Who is he?" said a passser-by to a policeman, who was endeavoring endeav-oring to raise an intoxicated individual in-dividual who had fallen into the gutter. "Can't say, sir," replied the policeman, po-liceman, "he can't given an account ac-count of himself." "Of course not," said the other, "how can you expect an account from a man who has lost his balance." bal-ance." Miscast Film Magnate (entering studio) "Who's that?" Director "Why that's Napoleon." Napo-leon." Film Magnate "Why did you get such a little man to play such an important part?" More Fun Burns and Allen said their greatest laugh came from a gag they used to do in vaudeville. Gracie set it up by saying, "My sister put in a new swimming pool last night, and we had more fun diving." George "Yeah, that's great sport." Gracie "We'll have even more fun tomorrow when they put in, the water." |