Show BARBS . . . by Baukhage : ! It is said 30 per cent of the people peo-ple have had mumps without knowing. What a shame that their best friends didn't tell them! A prize heifer being auctioned oH in the ballroom of the Congress hotel in Chicago for SI. 300 fell down and had to be slid back to her pen. Many a lady might have fallen for that. 1 The nation spent over a half billion bil-lion dollars on candy during the first 10 months of this year. Now the reducing will begin again. How are our children going to get the laugh from our modern bathing girls that we do frum the gay ninety nine-ty bathers? Let's hope we leave more to their sense of humor than we have to their 'mimilion. |