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Show MISUNDERSTOOD Aa the ship was about to leave tiie harbor an old lady was knitting oa dock. "Cast off there," shouted an odicer. "Thank you, officer," said the old lady tartly, "but I ara quite capable of doing my own knitting." Ash-Ington Ash-Ington Collieries Magazine. Business Is Business Tassah," said old Link, "business very good. Done bought a pig fo' ten dollars, traded pig fo a barrer, barrer fo' a calf, calf fo' a bicycle, and sol' de bicycle fo' ten dollars." "But yo don't make nothing, Unit I" "Sho 'nougb, but look at de business busi-ness Ah been dolu'." Toronto Globe. Really Lengthy "She uses words I don't understand." under-stand." "Polysyllabic?" "Yes; and some longer than that." He Went On "Will your dog bite?" asked the (ramp. "Yes," snapped the woman, "and he doesn't care what, either." |