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Show THE BOJUiUETIN . ESTABLISHED 1M5 FORTY YEARS CF CONTINUOUS COMMUNITY SERVIfF VOLUME 41 BINGHAM canyon; UTAH TgURgDAY. NOV. 5,1931 : NO. 4ft' -- SAYS-Will Rogers "hEVERLY "HILLS Welt Ylf 1 know is Just what I read In the . caDers. or what I hear hetwaon times that I am not Gabbing my-self (which tint often). Couple of Weeks ago Pat Hurley, Secra tary of War la these Peace times in Mr. Hoovers Cabi-net, well, Pat had been away over In the Phil-ippines. Rumors had reached the President that the "Little Brown Brothers" was Just about ready to leave our Bed and Board and take up citizenship elsewhere. They had heard of the advantages of Inde-pendence, but evidently very little of Its drawbacks. So . Mr. Hoover looked over his eight or nine hired men In the Cabinet, and he choose Pat. He knew that Pat was a man . that no matter what argument the i - "little Brunette Brothers" put op why Pat would have an answer to em. So he aays to Pat: "Pat along with 878 other difficu-lties I am having, why the Philip-pines are perspiring to Independ-ence. Will you go over there and see If Its Bolshevik! propaganda, or juat Democratic influence. You know its hard to tell nowadays which causes me the most devilment, the Russians or the Democrats. "Now listen; here is some Instruc-tions. If they really want their In-dependence, why about tbe best way I know to get even with em would be to give it to em. But dont do it too quick, for that would make em think niaby we dldent want em, and they are a very sensitive people. Tou know every people you deal with are always sensitive,, so you musent hurt their feelings. In Diplomacy, the way they work It they always are careful to not hurt anybody meellngs but their own people, but you go over there and kinder nose around, and see whats eating on our Insular Possession. Bring me back a report, for one more report added to the 623 that arrive back to me dally from my Commissions, wont be much more, but you can give me youra verbaly. Dont come dragging in here with It like Wickersham In a Truck. I like you Pat, and you kinder my Head man, so If you cant give em their freedom, why at least refuse In such way that you arrive back here with the report. Kinder look China and Japan oyer while you axe there, and . see If you can find out who's bait- - ing that trap' every morning." Well Pat went and he aaw, and I met him when he come back, he was Just oozing Philippine Islands; He flew from one end of em to an-other, he talked with everybody that could talk, and those that couldent why he talked to them. He told em that the Great White Father had 7 gent him over to see If tbey was as bad off as we were. They all nodded and aald, "Uh, Uh, Yes." He says, "Well I doubt it" He says, "We want to give you Independence." McKlnley said, "We lost to Spain and had to take you." Roosevelt said, "Agulnaldo, we are here! and I think you should have freedom, but not under my Administration." Taft said, "Ha! Haj lets all have a good laugh, and we will set you free, soou as the Democrats get In." Wilson said, "We promised em tbeir Independence, and I will see that the next President gives It to em." Harding said, 'It wont be long now." Coolldge said, "Let Hoover do It" Hoover says, "If the other Presi-dents have stalled for 30 years (as a good Republican of six long years standing), I dont see why I should not continue likewise." So Its one of those things that each fellow Is going to hand down to tie other, and the question will eventually be brought to Young Theadore Roosevelt the 8th. Who will pass it on to President Cohen. It's like Prohibition as a problem, It will always be with us. I asked Pn "Pat ara they really ready for Inde-pendence?" He say a, "No." I aays how can you tell when a Nation is ready for ludepend eoce? He says, ;J "t.dont know A never Baw a Na tion that was." I says wouldeut Jftnan Pnnnrn on em and take em over the very day we got out? He says, "No! Not till maby the following morning." I asked, Is there much Russian Propa-ganda In the far east. He says, "Much more than there la food." iv "Will the five year Plan succeed?" "It It does the Republicans will adopt It." "Who will the Republicans run?" "When, in 36?" "Who will the Democrats run In Sir "1 dont think they will enter a man, Will." I says, "Do you know any other things?" He says, "Yes; but I am not going to tell em till I get back to the Boss." t (10, 1931, McNtaght Sywlicitt, lac) iThis Week b Arthur Brisbane For Money, Yes Walrua and Carpenter What One Plane Could Do Irish Paternaliam , Ooolf 9am has collected between 10 and 40 million dollars from gang-sters that failed to pay Income tai. Finding, prosecuting and collecting has been expensive, but there has been a considerable net profit. la oar kind of civilisation the national government can catch and convict men who owe the govern-ment money, and local governments cannot convict men who commit murder. It pays to catch those that owe money. The walrus and the carpenter In-vited the tittle oyaters to "a pleas-ant walk, a pleaaant talk along the brtay beach." Tbey had it, and of thoae little oysters only the shells were left when the walk ended. President Hoover and Premier Laval have had their pleasant walk and pleaaant talk. Prom London and Berlin comes Informatlo: that thoae two nation-alities, observing the Hoover-Lav-pleaaant walk and pleasant talk, feel that they, Britain and Ger-many, have played the part of the little oysters. Germans expect nothing bat trouble, they are used to it. But the British are hurt. They feel that their "prestige In Europe has suffered." Only a little while ago tbey were financing Trance In the war. General Pershing who protests against reducing the Army, thinks that 600,000 trained men, ready for service In 1917, would have kept ns out of the great war. He Is mis-taken about that Europe would have been all the more anxious to gat as in. and Europe TOOK U3 IN. General Pershing adds "our mo-bile force or 80.000 wouldn't half fill Yale's football stadium." This Is true, but one single air-plane carrying two men and ex-plosive bombs. WOULD EMPTY YALE'S 8TADIUM IN ABOUT A MINUTE If the people could get out o rapidly. And one airplane, equipped with modem poison gas, could destroy the lives of as many as could enter the Yale stadium. v This country needs submarines oat of sight to destroy ships of any nations attacking us and In the air a fighting fleet, greater by at leaat , one hundred per cent, than that of any other nation, to remind the world that to attack us would mean subsequent destruction, for centuries Irish f.sbermen and their families have lived on the wild, wind-swe- Islands or lnnls-ka- a, off the coast of County Mayo. Yoa know thoae courngeoua light-ers of the Atlantic if rou have read Synge's beautiful and powerful play. "Riders or the dea." The Irish Free State, bringing all the Inhabitants of lonely Innlakea back to the mainland, rives to each Six acres ot good land and one thousand dollars to Improve the land. Hero we should call that pater-nalism. The Angel Gabriel prob ably has another name tor It. What Is the newsT The Lavala have gone home, their ship delayed twelve hours because Mademoiselle LatsL dancing with handsome young Mayor Walker, made the ship miss the tide. We may not have statesmen as able as the French, but we have handsome dancers. Western civilisation may be saved by "buta" and "Its." India oould easily get rid ol Uritiah power IF Mohammedans and Hin-dus could agree, and give up the pleasure of killing each other. HUT they cant agree and they wont give up that pleasure. China might beat Japan IF North and South China could agree BUT they can't agree. Florida, California and all the Golf Coast say "Come and spend the winter In our sunshine, and cure whatever la the matter with vou ' Dr. Richard Monohau. iiui ar-rived from Venice, say r ! i.i.I.i sunshine will cure anhi lib ou t Other things In a few days Can: fornia, Florida or Julf Const sun-shine will do the same. Try It. Capper's Weekly, owned by Sen-ator Capper of Kansas. reuchluK aeveral millions that live on farms. Is always interesting. For Instance. Senator Capper an gests that Mahatamu tlaii lhi xfrald to come to Amerira. lean he be "laughed aI." mlKUt "stick aroun.t Wall Street. Nobody laughing there these days." Senator Capper also reminds you of Nature's marvelous fertility, as follows: Twenty four years ago. the Canadian government tiuunhi few bisons from a Montane Indian Canada's blsou herd now number 1.000 more than the alioled puatuie land will lake care ot. Firteett hundred young bisons must ) slaughtered and eaten this year. No better meat than the bump ot a young bison. PEOPLES PARTY ELECT iMAYOR - V . ?v - N ' . . $ n fay. , n w y f ' I 'f ' r ' 1 i f - ' Board Member - Elect L..... A. C. LARICK Board; Member Elect REX TRIPP Mayor Elect HARRY B. BR0WKLZ2 '"' -- -'' ",;"''-1 -- Harry S. Brownlee, W. A. Sumnicht, and Ross R. Marriott of the peoples party and Rex Tripp, and A. C. Larick of the Independent party will com-prise the City government - of Bingham Canyon for the next 2 yeas. Brownlee, Sumnicht, and Marriot were elected , to fill the offices which will be vacated January 1st by Mayor Flynn, and commissioner Sid-dowa- y, and Thomas McMullin, retired. Running true to form with the elections all over the coun-try, Bingham voters turned out to cast the heaviest ballot in years, and the new Mayor was selected by the narrowest plur-ality that any candidate lias ever secured to win the office. A. C. Larick, holdover on the commission was the high man of cither ticket, polling 613 votes out of the 1154 cast. The other candidates were ballott-e- d upon as follows: Brownlee 589, Flynn, 565, Tripp 606, Sumnicht 601, Marrfott 5!)8, Dalhstrom 587, Johnson 582, Siddoway 514, Seussell 46C. Following the plea of the Bingham Bulletin, the people turned out to vote in numbers heretofore unmentioned and cast a ballot which marked a fitting climax in an election that was free from mud sling-ing or defamation of character by either party. Ample proof was shown that it is possible to hold an election in a successful manner without the slander of personalities, and without the aid of vituperous adjectives. AH of the defeated candidat-es pledged their support in the Juture lo the victors, and the winners of the election were high in their praise of the suc-cessful manner in which the citj government has been con-ducted in the pasi Follow iug the counting of the ballots the Bingham Stray Antlers were hosts to both par-ties at the biggest post election dance ever held in the Canyon. The music stopped at 2 p. in. and as we go to press many of the candidates and workers are still in bed getting a well earn-ed rest. ls: iliiilllilpt i r ;Ji! ? - i BSlfllllilillf 111 " 'i " " ' ' i . f-'"- . :-- I ; IlllIlliBlplI sfTs "'fi?3-i- ;i , ill: lnrfiiilii1iitfi.itfMrilffiiiiTrtflirniinriliW'f iri. tftammmtmmmammmmtmutr-- i r" rvtmnmmmiMtt UUIIIIMIIIIHU.JIHIIHIII.I.IIIIHHI llllllllllll....MIWlMllmlllMMIIMlllLIIillJIIIW - St . - , r ;c;-w- 'r. . --;' " . , 7ih y ' Vv ' 1 ' - i'is''teS,-- 1'Hfi ' . . " 4' : yfc&w-.4i- f ., Km R0S3 R. MARRIOTT Boapd Member - Elect W. R. SUMNICHT Board Member Elect. j Parent - Teachers November Meeting The Parent Teachers Allocution will hold its November meeting on Monday night, November 9. at the Central School suditorium. Plans have been made for International programs wbicb will take place during the school year. Ernest Chipien, is in charge of the November meeting and will offer a program confining of number from the Greek Colony of this community. We art looking forward to an enjoy-able evenings entertainment. Officials, Clubs Inspect Road Lions. Kiwaniant Meet, Feast on Sum mit. In celebrating the completion of the highway from Tooele to the divide at the head of Butterfield and Middle canyoni, more than 300 people jour-neyed to the top of the mountain Wednesday. A number of speeches were made and a splendid luncheon, furnished by the Tooele Lion's club was enjoyed. The day was ideal and the scenery en route was remarkably beautiful. Ninety cars made the trip over the splendid road built by Tooele county at a cost of several thousand dollars, most all of which was for hand labor. In this construction, help was giv-en to the unemployed. The work was under the supervision of chairman DeLamar of the Tooele County Com-mission and Mayor-elec- t of Tooele. Alex F. Dunn, president of the Lion's club presided and introduced Dr. Peck as toastmaster. Speakers in-cluded John J. Gillette member of the city council and John De LaMar chair-man of the board of County, Commis-sioners, of Tooele. B. F. Quinn Chairman of the Salt Lake County Commission and J. A. Norden, Pres-ident of the Bingham Kiwanis Club. The subject of the benefit of the road and its completion on through to Bingham as a boon to the counties and the state wert discussed. Those attending from Bingham were J. A. NorJen, Les Bracken, J. B. Myers, Bob Goodwin, Lawrence Snow, Geor-ge Lawerence Snow, George Bihler, and Louts Buckman. Bingham representatives report, that all organizations of Tooele were represented and that the Tooele en-thusiasm was a feature of the day. It was the consensus of opinion that the road should by all means be complet-je- d to Bingham. i ' ' . - ARMISTICE DAY DANCE Cards art out for the annual Ar-mistice Day Dance, which will takt place on November 11, at the Ever-green Gardens. Committees on entertainment, pro-gram, and decoration, art setting ev-erything in readiness for this out-standing annual event. It is expected this occasion will be equally as successful as any held on the previous twelve anniversaries cele-brated by the local legion ires. A cordial invitation to attend, it extended to the public. Bingham Thespians To Star Next Week "ONCE THERE WAS A PRIN-CESS", a Comedy to be given by tbt Bingham High School will be pre-sented on the evening of Friday, the Thirteenth of November in the audi-torium of the Bingham Central school at Bingham, "V Tickets art now available and the admission price is thirty fivt cents for reserved teats and twenty fivt cants for general admission. A two-da- y motinee performance for tbt junior and senior tifgh school stu-dents will be given in the same au-ditorium, so that the evening enter-tainment wilt be expressly for tbt townspeople. According to Mist Candland, di-rector of the play, the cast which is headed by Ruth Grcsham, ' Barbara Buchmaa and Angelo Pagnolta, it put-ting oa the finishing touches of what promises to be one of tbt most enter-taining plays that the high school has ytt presented. SERVICES HELD FOR BINGHAM RESIDENT Christian Science services were held in the Rose room of the Deseret Mor-tuary last Wednesday, Oct. 28th. for Mr. Henry Wolfe, who died here at his home on Saturday, October 24. Mr. Wolfe was well known in Bing-ham, having lived here for the past 40 years, being engaged in the mining industry. He is survived by his widow, Mrs. Nellie Brown Wolfe, a son Harvey Wolfe, a daughter, Mrs. Kenneth Russ-t- l and a grandson, all of Bingham. Also a brother, John Wolfe of Oak-ley, Kansas. Interment was in the Wasatch Lawn Cemetary in Salt Lake. CLUB PLANS THANKSGIVING BALL . Plans art being made to celebrate the festivity Mason, at the R. C. Glm-mc- ll Club, oa Thanksgiving night. November 26.. Special music it being arranged foe a most enjoyable evening by Club members and their friends. |