Show an innocent bystanders bystander the conflicting stories from iran recall a quip that was popular with overseas newsboys during the war it concerns the ministry of information carrier pigeon leisurely flying to its destination when it was jostled by a second pigeon that shouted d get a move on ive got the derdall den lall A N Y editorial writer stated th that at franklin D roosevelt jr cannot hope to be president because ho he was born in canada and a chief exec must be a native born american overwhelming weight of fit legal opinion anyone who to la born ot of american parents in a foreign country and properly registered can be pres president ent ho he h hum um any other questions another reason for our tense relations with russia Is that the americans russia respected arid and trusted most can no longer help us iran out differences harry hopkins and wendell Will willkie kle it happened at the brooklyn income i t tax x bureau recently two men named thomas mcnally and joseph sweeney were having their tax forms filled out by an agent when they suddenly began speaking to each other in yiddish questioned by the startled income tax agent mcnally and sweeney explained they were dublin born jews talk about blazing red faces A few days after lord halifax publicly opined opened that goering was anxious to prevent war goering testified at the war crimes trial and took every opportunity to praise hit ler berthe the nazi system and everything the nazis did A quip causing tee hees in some of the back rooms in argentina concerns the recent incident when mrs peron turned up at a social soiree during the evening one of the guests turned to his neighbor and remarked well there sits argen tinas mst first lady no lady was the r retort his wifel the state dept has been shoved around like a revolving door but now it has been complimented the rankin committee plans to probe the SD ns witch hunt hant ing spree recalls the time a dies committee member cong J parnell n e U thomas ranted that the theater was a hotbed hot bed of communism and demanded the investigation of a play titled prologue to glory the play concerned an american named abe lincoln quotation marksmanship john W raper A man picks a wife the same way an apple picks a farmer D yates bold as the lark bark of 0 a puppy voltaire the ear Is the road to the heart muriel gaines his wrinkles are overloaded with decisions singapore sal the only difference among wo women in en Is their faces james kelly she walked as though she were carrying a chip on her hip nancy donovan an actor full of chinese proverb the broadminded see the truth in different religions the see only their differences seaman jacobs opinion of a guy with no initiative hes always in there catching wm schiller our friendship with russia seems to to be be strictly pl atomic eileen deneen war do we go from here sallies sallies in m our alley A broadway showman walked up to a new comer lovely last night and asked want to work to in my night club as a r cowgirl showgirl show how girl to which her com companion canlon agent paul small said 1 I 1 offered her a receptionists lob job only today at 25 a week and she laughed at me the showman indignantly rejoined you youre re not 0 offering frering people 25 a week these days who are you to talk barked the agent offer it to a starl ozzle ozzie nelson says when a shows a success the producer d knocks wood when it he knocks critics AlId town vignette at the bernard baruch dinner forir churchill cardinal spellman was also an honored guest baruch Is a tall man churchill is a shorty and they were having qui quite e a time me 0 of it t with the microphone until that is a volunteer got up to help the mike adjuster raising it high or low was the cardinal years ago when a double talking official told newsmen 1 I never said that although a dozen reporters knew that he had one editor ridiculed him by sending him the following note sir you may recollect we printed yesterday your dental denial of having retracted the contradiction tot of your orl original ginal statement would you care to have us say that you were misquoted in regard to it confucius warmongers making mountain out ot of A churchill |