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Show Hotel Porfoctioa , The Viscountess Astor, when about to sail for her London home, said to a New fork reporter: "New York Is very modern, up to date and down to the minute. This Is delightful, but It's hard on the nerves. "A man from the Middle West walked Into a 40-story New York hotel and said to the clerk cautiously : " 'la this hotel down to tbe minute, ber "Down to the minuter loo - bet she's down to the minute,' said the clerk. 'We furnish sleeping powder with every bedroom.' "Detroit Free Press. |