Show i A pik effit 1 1 U t new york heartbeat sallies in our alley the strict new parking regulations inspired this one jimmy dorseys drummer came late for rehearsals with the excuse that he got a summons for passing a traffic light well said dorsey a poor excuse why you stop for it what exclaimed the drummer and take a chance on getting a parking ticket the other night several scribes were wondering about a green with envy col yu mists war record ile he was with herbert hoovers food commission explained a vet yeh said another as the crowd rocked rocked with laughter he was the only casualty when a chocolate cream puff exploded in his f face a ce I 1 carol carocc lombard one of of bhe the stars the 48 stars will always alway be proud i of died in active service selling defense bonds actors and actresses directors producers cameramen electricians and members from all i the allied theatrical professions have enlisted in some branch of the service giving their energy time a and n d m money 0 n e y t to 0 p playing 1 a yi ng b benefits e ne fi t s b buying u Y i n g t tickets ic k e ts f for 0 r t them h c m a and n d e entertain n t e rt a i n ing soldiers sailors marines and ana the coast guard etc and it was only a few months ago when some senators tried to stain the movie industry in by alleging it was un american americana one thing we are sure of there must have been a wreath sent by the army to carole inscribed with the highest in compliment the army can give a woman to wit she was a gentleman theres a hollywood couple who want to get a divorce but they cant agree on who gets custody of the spare tire notes of an innocent bystander the wireless sec knobs release to the newscasters that it was stupid to bank on a crash in germany was good advice nobody is going to whip hitler but his enemies he reminded berlin wants us to imagine it is in trouble and uncover our chins just the same sam e it was nice to read in anne micks times spot that foreign broadcasts are reaching the ears of stay at home hennies joe louis at least got a laugh out of licking buddy baer he told ed die cantor why he donated his share of the gate to the navy when I 1 go overseas said private joe 1 I want a boat under me the court of missing heirs is hunting for a 79 year old man to give him 2700 what fun can a man that old have with 2700 queried a listener what fun can c an a man that old have corrected a blue every week radio is full of shows helping this and that worthy cause the theatrical profession should be proud of its contributions actors are always first and anxious to help although they were the first to suffer when the gov started cutting relief expenses remember the story tellers H hoover played target for the book reviewers arrows he made a book out of his recent pieces called americas first crusade ignoring pearl harbor the stuff was penned in 1934 35 when the roosevelt trouncing was smarting acutely the critics were stunned to discover that the pacific battles apparently budged his opinions there is a timely article in colliers called dont believe a word of it it tells how the gullible are needled into disunity tricks by shooting off their mouths on planted slanders against our defense wylie wyle spreads a nifty tale across the pages of liberty it concerns people who believe that its better to have a broken neck than a bowed one the front pages the most cheering war story of the week told about the chinese victory at Chang sha the chinese teased the foe into a trap by feigning weakness then turned and ruined them the chinese press has grounds for squawking china think japan apan should be undersold under sold what does it matter what part of the world the axis is trounced in it inquires objecting to germany taking the first beating from the land of silent people a war book by robert st john is getting big handclaps hand claps he was an AP in yugoslavia Yog oslavia when the wolves came and its all in the book edward doherty once of the dailies now a liberty writer recalls his reporting days beguilingly in gall and honey the bla big parade the girl from sto stockholm going into the stanley theater to see the girl from leningrad greta garbo mrs who originated the slogan lets grind down the axis but is too modest to accept credit for it merle oberon being intro produced trod by that bonicker mo nicker and correcting rec ting dont you mean mrs alexander korda the D toppings S henle henie at au all the kinf sinful ua places hoping to run into but hard the coly umers who had there them dividing |