Show VIA wit IM ua I 1 about japs killing ANTA MONICA CALIF SANTA S the formula still holds good A jap kills a chinaman another dead chinaman A chinaman kills a jap a war but before we get too busy deploring japans japan little way of disregarding pledges so as a to gobble more chinese territory let us look at some gome records closer home since the republic was formed we have deliberately broken separate treaties with the original red owners owner of this land from these violations of our solemn pron promises aises border irin S cobb wars frequently ensued enned when the indians started fighting we called it an uprising when we sent troops forth to slaughter the indians it was a punitive expedition tion to restore law and order if the white soldiers wiped out the indians Lid ians that was a battle it if the indians indiana wiped out the soldiers that was a massacre those who make history rarely get fet a square deal from those who write history keeping U undercover de THIS Is the land where in sell protection you hide your place of residence and have your telephone privately listed the result 1 Is if your aged grandmother happens along and know your address she can never reach you but any smart stranger may approach the right party let us call him a phone legger and by payment of a small fee get the number instantly so in about two calls out of three you answer the ring to find at the other end of the line somebody with a neat little scheme because here la in neat little schemes grow on every bush and gentlemen promoting them are equally numerous through long suffering ive become hardened to this but today over the wire came a winning voice saying ayling the speaker desired to give toe me as he put it it a checking over for white termites I 1 admit to a touch of dandruff and there have liken been times when I 1 suspected fleas we excel in fleas on this coast but I 1 resent the idea of also being infested with white termites ive about decided that to modem civilization telephones are what cooties booties are to a war nobody likes tm em but everybody has tem em camera sniping S SNAP NAP SHOOTING of famous fo folks ak from ambush may be upsetting to the victims of the sniping eni ping but the subscribing public certainly gets an illuminating eyeful every time one of the photographic magazines appears lust just laid aside the current copy of a periodical which could be called either the me weekly expose or stop look and laugh among other fascinating not to say illusion ing illustrations I 1 note the following A reigning movie queen with her mouth so wide open that her face looked like a gates ajar design if I 1 had tonsils like hers her id have em right out A political idol taken in a brief one piece bathing suit next time they snap him he would be well advised to wear more than a mere 9 string A mother hubbard would be better or anyhow a toga A statesman Is greatly handicapped when he suggests a barrel of leaf lard with the staves knocked off A close up of mr john L lewis with the lips pouting out and a congested expression would not this tend to confirm the impression that lately mr lewis bit off more thap than he be could chew this candid camera stuff Is trans lating into the pictorial tact fact the nightmare an all of 0 us have had that horrid dream of being caught outdoors with practically nothing no thing on field days for I 1 beds UNDER the warming sua suns of tolerance to and indifference and van tacit encouragement in certain quarters many of our hothouse house comm communists is are changing from the pallid timorous flowerless flowerie flower lets ts of discontent into ull full blown advocates of the glad new age when lenin will take over Lin Lincol coins ns niche in the gallery of the immortals and government everywhere will be ot of the by the for or the true there still remain some wavering souls who are so pink be red if they so yel bowl but these quivering aspens ashens shrink la in number as their bolder comrades openly profess the blessed doctrine which is doing so much for the undertaking der taking business in russia q S CO COBB i S tice |