| Show wit and AV 0 STUDY AHEAD A new york lawyer tells of a conversation that occurred in his pres ence between a bank president and his son atho ho was about to to leave for the west to engage in business on his own account banker father son on this the threshold of your business life I 1 d desire to impress one thought upon your mind honesty fl ever and always Is the polley policy that Is best son yes father banker fattier and by the way I 1 would ifould you to rend up tip a little on corporation law it ft will amaze you to in discover how many things thing you can do in a business way and still be honest border cities star guessed it they tell me you have been buying stocks yes as i the response of 0 the sad hearted 1 I made a purchase on a margin a few weeks ago was it a good buy yes exactly what it was a goodby good by washington star observing the courtesies coerlee Co urlee arent some conferences rather dull very answered senator sorghum put cut the courtesies have to be considered si dered I 1 have known eminent men to walk out of a conference before it started so BO as to avoid going to sleep no profit dill bill collector well sir at least you can let me know on what nhat date my firm can expect payment business man alan do you take me for a prophet no up to the present my firm always regarded you as a loss london answers ITS DONE evem DAY one caul cant know too much no but one can say too much at least miss print then you wont have a garden wedding miss prune no ill take no chances on having my wedding called on recount account of 0 rain what makes men bald you admit tearing a handful of hair from your husbands head yes tes I 1 wanted it for ray my locket WAS HIS FACE REDI RED I 1 the reporter had just submitted hla his manuscript to the editor learing the editorial room he began to reflect upon what he had written and decided to go back and change something in it IL 1 I havck haaf a few en changes to make in that copy I 1 submitted lie said the editor reached nto the wastepaper basket and fished out the great work all right but make it snappy the wastepaper waste paper baskets will be emptied in five minute kansas city star suits suite him 1 I spent my va vacation cution in a very but aut of the way place IV G AL writes shortly after my arrival I 1 remarked to my host you say youve lived here twenty years I 1 cant see nhat hot on earth you can find to keep you busy neither can L I 1 was the reply why I 1 like it JOY FOR thit THE BIDDIES 0 9 first suburbanite bangs has started his garden saw him planting seeds yesterday second suburbanite that reminds me its time to turn the chickens loose A means mean of support A young farmer near sheridan had t the h e habit in his leisure moments of 0 slouching at case with arms folded ills his son freddie asked by his mother whether daddy had come from the held field replied yes hes out there leaning against b himself ind indianapolis lann polls news fortunate did you hear about that fellow who fell asleep in the bathtub the other day with the water running nol kol did the tub overflow no it luckily he sleeps with his mouth open the usual beginning did you yon know that I 1 have taken up story writing as a career no sold anything yet yes my watch my saxophone and my overcoat unquestionable influence nave women helped politics 1 I wont try to say answered silsa miss cayenne in any event youve got to admit that they have made it a whole lot more interesting its it pa who pays pay clex I 1 thought you said your wife was going to give you a ruby for a birthday present jinx she was but I 1 afford it this year tear bear watching Wal ching mrs A I 1 like to have a man about dont you mrs B provided I 1 know what he ha la Is about boston transcript |
