Show us aia L le S e gj 49 HE ONLY HEARD A mountaineer who had been convicted of being a desperate quick trig ger feudist was languishing in jail ills friends were trying to get a pardon for him from the governor but the opposing clan was pulling wires against him and spreading all sorts of wicked reports concerning him the culprit was finally moved to action by all this slander and he wrote the governor saying baying dear duvner it if you all has hearted heared what ive beaded you all has heared you all has heared a lie l l pathfinder magazine BUT THE BLAME IMP ow 30 W george Is just crazy about me dont take too much credit to yourself ile he was crazy before you ever met him unsatisfactory transaction ill admit said mr erastus pinkley dat de mule I 1 done traded off fob a half bushel of 0 oats much good but jes de same I 1 feels like I 1 b been n cheated what are de trouble inquired miss bliss miami brown bron 1 I traded de mule off foh fob a half bus bushel hel of oats while I 1 had my back turned de mule done et de oats an I 1 don see how Is elneter break even not dangerous Danger oui my dear said mrs robinson with a shudder 1 I had such an awful nightmare last night I 1 dreamed that all the animals from which my new fur coat Is made were chasing me but surely you arent afraid of a few rabbits are you my dear asked her friend montreal gazette A bold youth when the clock struck the midnight hour father came to the head of the stairs and in a rather bold tone of voice said young man Is your self starter out of order tonight it matter retorted the young man as long as theres a crank in the house selective worriment you worry a great deal about your golt golf it really the golf answered senator sorghum im worried about so many things that I 1 mention the golf to avoid an argument over something more important CORRECTED you come home all hours of the night wo no my dear only one hour each night beats beati rheumatism my wooden leg pained me terribly last night hows that my wife hit me over the head with IV it immune from F roni him haram so abner greens boy Is home on his vacation from the agricultural college 7 how long a vacation tion does docs he be have silas oh not enough to do much damage I 1 the crops Is all in on the move why did you move on so BO fast from that town we live were broke well so was the town ao an element of myth what Is your idea of an aristocracy its something like santa claus answered miss cayenne so maar people believe in aristocrats that few people are simply compelled to fin personate them urgent movie doorkeeper so you want to see a boy inside eh cht who Is it itt urchin confidently me evening transcript Bo boston StOll |